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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

  • MAs Old as Your Omens
    The immortal sisters take solace in each other’s bodies. But Celestia’s joy isn’t complete — she wants a stallion, and she wants to be a mother again. Luna and the wonders of Equestrian magitech are ready to rise to the challenge.
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Sep
11th
2017

Oh Shit Feature Box · 6:11pm Sep 11th, 2017

Why did I write Futa Princest? Why? Feature Box brings the mean commenters! NO!

I'll be under the couch if you need me.


Me, hiding under couch with food supply, secretly glad people liked my story, but still not reading the comments.

Comments ( 9 )

LOL. Couldn't have chosen a more fitting screencap. :heart:

Why did I write Futa Princest? Why?

Why? Why?! Why do any of us write overly-kinky fetish smut?

Because we can, that's why!

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I have so many less popular fetishes, though! Like my prim pajama fetish! I need to get Starlight and Maud into some nice silky ones. Two-piece, so their tummies show. :rainbowwild:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

I hate that you sullied a great song by a great band with princest -.-;

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Yeah, but it's a song about sibling incest already and I think sad thoughts about poor Shiny and Twi's forbidden love every time I play it. :fluttercry:

I'm mean that's a pretty surface level interpretation of the song but it's what I want it to be I guess. :twilightsheepish:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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it's a song about sibling incest already

...Now I hate you D:

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I mean, it's clealy a song about a totally normal complicated relationship and not about incest at all, and the mother they share is Mother Earth or something as implied in the video. That's the ticket. :pinkiehappy:

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Now you're gonna make me write my Mother We Share songfic out of spite. >:|

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DO IT!

You will be a gun, and it's me you'll come for. :twilightsheepish:

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