An open letter to the team(s) who nicked all the Equifax data

Dear Team Who Nicked all the Credit Data for Canada, the UK, and Americaland (or more specifically, The Person(s) Who Purchase Said Information):

If you do not mind, could you please send the credit score/report/information to the realtor Significant Other and I applied to (you should already have our contact information and the realtor's information) before you open all those new lines of credit in our name for all the blackjack, hookers, drugs, and illegal pornography? Perhaps put in a good word for us if it is not too much trouble?

Ta!

- SIGAWESOME

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Celldweller - Good L_ck (Yo_'re F_cked)

♪ Good luck!
You're fd!
And we hate to see you go, man, but everyone knows you're screwed!
Good luck!
You're fd!
And your life's about to blow, man, but everyone knows but you! ♫