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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Sep
6th
2017

*Looks around at blog posts made.* · 3:48am Sep 6th, 2017

*See everyone's lives going to hell.*
Welp.
*Sits at table and grabs a drink.*

I am surrounded by fire, like there's a major fire right next to our town, and more major fires semi close to us in every direction. The smoke is thick as fog, you can always smell it. Street lights at night aluminate it and it's impossible to see anything in the horizon. We have these nice, big hills about 4-6 miles away from the town, can't see em.

Mildly depressing life stuff, writer's block, all that jazz that doesn't really warrant a blog post but the fire is the biggie here.

So much fire~!

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Ok I read you tags and is that relative nuts?!

I hope you’re going to be okay. Have you been called to evacuate?

When life gives you fire, sacrifice virgins and make s'mores.

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She really likes her garden. To be fair, it's a really nice garden.
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So, the town itself is yet to catch flame, it's just everything outside the town and all the towns surrounding us that are burning to varying degrees. Something our town has as an advantage is we live right next to the snake river. So I'm fairly certain the game plan is huddle next to the river if everything goes up in flames.
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That reminds me, I still need to burn that book.

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Well that’s a good plan, if not a terrifying one.

Some say the world ends in fires
Some say in flood
From what I've tasted of desire
With disgust I vote for fire
But if I had to suffer twice
Hurricane floods are sufficient
And would suffice

Where the heck do you live that would allow such an event to occur?! That is actually horrendous and traumatic to witness!!

Hey keep an eye on that dude. So you can stay safe while roasting marshmallows

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