Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?
I'm just curious, would I be murdering people, sitting on a couch eating from a bowl filled with fingers, torturing people, on a pile of bones, covered in blood I a cave covered in blood. Or maybe I'm co forging people, making pretzels for everyone, being used as a boat, or maybe me using my chosen super power to make people get me pizza.
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Oh, that would be some traumatizing art right there. Not sure many could handle it. ;)
4644275
If they know me then they can handle it, so what would yours be? Mine for you would be bill cipher sitting in a 4D triangle on a throne made of google.
4644280
Oooo, I like that art idea.
You would probably be murdering everyone while also giving them some pretzels. Your would be covered in blood and shit while dancing around like a Princess. Oh, and you have some pizza with you to.
You woud sitt on a throne made of tacos.
4644286
Because I'm an evil killing machine that's nice to people sometimes and I'm completely insane and I've used my ho get me pizza power to make people get me pizza and then killed them after taking it. But I wouldn't be cover in poop, that's just gross
4644292
Okay, no poop
4644294
Good, now some one go make fanart of me or half life three will come out unfinished!
Yours would be me and you I'm petting you so adorable
4644336
*hides behind chair and crawls on the back of it pointing over it back at you and saying evil in a shady voice*
4644337
Aww come here cutie
4644338
*turns on force field bubble that keeps specifically you out*
4644289
No i would be sitting on a pile of crumbs and hot sauce
4644341
*pops it and pets you gently*
4644345
*turns out it was a fake and the real me and the real forcefiekd which can't pop because anythingyoutry and pop it with would go through. It and you would still be stuck outside of it*
4644356
Alright let's try this *takes a voodoo doll of you and make you walk out and pets you*
4644357
*fails because cazadores are unaffected by voodoo magic*
4644357
*pushes a button that opens a trap door putting you in a maze that has removed all magical powers from the area and the walls are made of steel so you can't go through them like a hedge.
4644359
I will get you when you least expect it cutie cazadore
4644360
You forgot personas aren't magical their basically ones personality and real self
4644362
Not today.
4644364
Maybe not today or tomorrow but when you least expect it
4644363
It also removes all special abilities and makes one basically a normal pony or human. Basically whenever you use some unique power its teleported to a box SOE. Where else and teleportation magic puts you at the beginning of the maze and the maze is made of enclosed corridors so you can't fly above it.
4644369
I could always have a clone and some friends to help
4644372
No because any magic used around it or and attempt to touch the maze teleports you too the beginning without and items except a pair of jeans and a black long sleeve shirt for humans, also under wear shoes and socks.
4644372
Also it rebuilds itself every sing second so it impossible to break.
4644376
Touché
4644382
Watch out for Tim, he's the only one still trapped in their. And alive too.
4644384
Yea yea
4644385
Also he kinda ate my watch... He said it would make him a time wizard...
4644387
You can't wear a watch
4644415
Yes I can. I can where six
4644678
Oh yea
4644881
I got six times, the time you guys got.
4646847
Damn it the pun
4646859
HAHAHAHHAHAHA ALL HAIL THE PUN!!! And luna
4646859
Their shall not be heresy from ye.
4646868
Aww come on
4646882
Join the Luna is best pony group.
4646895
Maybe I like luna
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4646911
What
4646914
https://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html
4647075
Ohhh
4647076
Get with the times.
4647079
Never
4647087
Where'd you go? I guess you were forgotten and buried in the past *sigh*
4647088
Hey I'm right here
4647091
I guess ill go murder some innocent bystanders I instead...
4647095
*boops your nose* hey listen to me