Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? The definition of insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That is crazy.
Well... I guess the title says itself.
First off, why do I always capitalize every first letter of every word in my titles? I dunno. I’m stupid.
Anyways, as the title says- oh wait. Let me say this the way General Shepherd said his line in Endgame.
So I basically got my problem all sorted out... and by all sorted out I mean no longer a problem... and by no longer a problem I mean the dude is taking a permanent vacation in the desert... uh...
KOKBYE!!
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Hey man. Glad your problem is all fixed now. Did you put him out there? Or did he just die and you put him there? Or did he just decide to let himself suffer in the heat?
4633760 Jesus, what kind of fucking animal do you take me for?! No, I didn't kill him!
4633765
Okay, I'm sorry. But what happened to him though?
4635805 But I did kidnap his girlfriend...
4635811
Oh, that pretty fucked up. But he probably did worse to people. Right?
4635884 Actually he was a employee at Kaiser... so not really...
4635886
Why the fuck would you do that to his girlfriend then?
4636468 Relax, I'm not those psychopathic kidnappers. I've been feeding her fast food. For God's sakes, she's living on my couch, she redecorated my bathroom! She doesn't even considered this a kidnapping but instead a "home retreat", she's not filing charges at all! The bad part of this is that she doesn't want to leave but instead wants to be my new housemate! She's annoying, what have I done!... Okay I admit her meals are delicious, but other than that it's hell here! I mean I was more relaxed when this guy found me and tried to kill me and now I have this crazy person in my home who considers me as her boyfriend! I didn't do anything wrong except bring a crazy lady in my home!
Sometimes I don't think things through. How the hell am I suppose to get her out of my house?
4636533
Call the police and say that you found her in your house trying to rob you or some shit. Find her a match on tinder or the internet. Don't judge me, I don't have very good ideas.
4637633 I can't go to the police! Then she'll say I kidnapped her "former" boyfriend!
Whatever, I don't want to talk anymore... her fried chicken is good, I must admit...
4637636
Well good luck friend. I hope you get this situation all sorted out. Cya in the next post I guess.