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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 174 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 240 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 256 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 268 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 294 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Aug
12th
2017

It's Hilarious. · 10:59pm Aug 12th, 2017

The new episode, Se7Ep14. I watched it. It wasn't terrible. Then I realized it was subtly taking a shot at all the complaints that the fandom has about the show, and I started laughing like the guy who cracked the code.

Seriously, if you haven't watched the episode yet (or if you have actually), watch it and pay close attention to the complaints from all the characters who are complaining about stuff.

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Trust me, there was nothing subtle about it. XD

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I was trying to not just say it was completely blatant...
But yeah, it was pretty blatant and incredibly meta.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
19:21_8/12/2017

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I was thinking that the episode will end with them turning back time but apparently not.

Now at least they're clearly pointed out as celebrities, so they should be recognisable on the go. One problem with the show less.

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