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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jul
28th
2017

Shipping contest. · 8:34pm Jul 28th, 2017

I just wanna know man.

I sat from the moment I awoke to when I slept diddling with this confusing piece of crap, I just wanna know!

I already know I LOST, but I gotta know anyway! The ship was fresh, the lore was real, the writing SUCKED. But I gotta see those winners man, i invested far too much time into this.

Hey do you think that's how people may feel about how you never update the Changeling Doll-

I KNOW OKAY I KNOW IT'S DIFFERENT, IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERE- IT'S NOT ALL THAT DIFFERENT, it's kinda different I don't know but BUT I NEED TO KNOW-

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DumbDog
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Results come out tomorrow.

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It's like...

Never say anything and it'll never happen.

Say something and "Oh it's right about to happen."

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