Update // I got really lucky. · 8:04am Jul 24th, 2017
When I was nine, I lived in the second house on the property my dad owns, which he's now selling so he can move. This Saturday, that house (thankfully, unoccupied) burned to the ground, but the house we currently live in sustained no damage. The cause is unknown, but we suspect that there was an electrical failure of some kind. I noticed the light when it started, but because of the dried and decayed state of the house, we were unable to stop it from spreading. We managed to contain the fire to the single building until the fire department showed up, but because of how long it took them to show up, all they really did was save us five or six hours, though we are thankful for the assistance. The morning after, as we looked through the ashes, we found the mostly-intact lid and base of a blender, and a small, working fire extinguisher. I want the brand of that blender.