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The Crazy Cazadore


Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

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Fucked up critters · 2:25am Jul 24th, 2017

Ducks are rapists, hamsters eat their babies, dolphins commit gang rape, bats rape each other during hibernation whether their different genders or not, koala bears are flea ridden vermin who want to rip your eyeballs out, and otters rape and drown each other, should I continue on my list of fucked up CUTE creatures :D
Female slugs don't have a vagina - in order to mate, the male has to literally stab its sword-penis into the female's body.

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Moving this to a blog post so I can change bio

Yes please, because nature is a scary scary thing and we live on a death world.

Whenever I find or am told Nother creature ill post it before the otter.

"Ducks are rapists, hamsters eat their babies, dolphins commit gang rape, bats rape each other during hibernation whether their different genders or not, koala bears are flea ridden vermin who want to rip your eyeballs out, and otters rape and drown each other, should I continue on my list of fucked up CUTE creatures :D "

Nobody really needs to be reminded about how fucked the world is. Play this, http://www.ndemiccreations.com/en/22-plague-inc have fun.

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