About commissions.

Here's where you can go for my definition of a commission, how to contact me and pay me if you want a commission, and what I will and won't do. First, my slots.

SLOT 1: Open.
SLOT 2: Open.

Commissions: I'll be opening two slots for commissioning anything that is, again, not in any of my no go areas. It's $10 for every thousand words, with the word limit that you'll set in advance so that, if I go over, it's my fault and not yours. If you'd, for some reason, like me to write about anything in my no go areas, that'll be an extra price depending on the kink which we can discuss in PMs. However in most cases I'll probably just refuse to write it. This is doubly certain for things like Foalcon or Non-Consent.

And remember, my expertise lies in Dudes Screwing Dudes. I'm not too well versed in the female anatomy.

FAQ:

How do I pay you? Paypal. I'll write the story first, then request the money. Which is, again, $10 for every thousand words.

Said "No-Go list":

• Scat
• F/F
• Macro
• Non-consent
• Threesomes or more (I just feel very uncomfortable with how many moving parts there are in these scenarios)
• Pain
• Pineapple on Pizza
• Extreme slob
• Equestria Girls
• Immobility