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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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Jul
14th
2017

You know those Harry X Draco text posts people make on tumblr about the two? · 5:09am Jul 14th, 2017

With the right tweaks, they'd be the perfect way to describe why I enjoy the idea of Shining/Sombra.

Twilight: "Ugh, I hate Sombra's stupid face! I bet he sleeps with that smirk!"
Shining: [Sighs dreamily] "Sometimes~"
Twilight: "What?"
Shining: "What?"

Sombra: "I've been dropping hints that I like Shining~"
[Shining walks past.]
Sombra: "I hate you."

Sombra: "Shining, what are you doing?"
Shining: "I'm drawing a map."
Sombra: "But... those are my eyes."
Shining: "Well, I usually get lost in them~"
Sombra: ... -_-

Cadance: "Shining, I need to get a sweater from your closet!"
Shining: "Cadance, WAIT!!!"
Cadance: "It'll only be a second! Lemme see... cardigans, armor, suits-- Oh, hey Sombra. Hmmm... Aha! Here it is!"
Shining: ...
Sombra: ...

Cadance: "Shining, you can't name our children after things you destroyed!"
Shining: "Sure I can!"
Kid: "You seriously can't, Dad."
Shining: "Shut up, Sombra's Asshole!"

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