Jun
15th
2017
I'm Married To Tom The Rock · 4:10pm Jun 15th, 2017
Listen, Tom is a real person. He just lives in another universe.
He has solid rock abs. He has a chiseled physique. Basically he is everything I am looking for in a rock.
We can also do pet play because I can pretend he is my pet rock.
So Maud better keep her eyes off my man.
I saw her ogling Tom's butt the other day. I was not amused. <_<
Rarity also had her hooves all over my man in that one episode.
So just so there is no confusion I want to announce that I am married to Tom.
So Maud, Rarity, and all of the fan girls (and fan boys) can just back off.
Tom is mine, bisnitches. I've got the marriage certificate and everything.
So there.
*Snaps fingers like a ghetto girl.*
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4571878 That kid with all of the math equations behind him knows what's up. He probably knows all about interdimensional travel.
Keep him, Rainbow Dash is mine.
hahaha i got the crazies
4571885 Sounds like a plan to me.
4571886 I'm not crazy. I'm just a bit reality challenged.
4571887
Goodie 👍
4571890
oh well tom is going to sun
*hugs OCs tighter*
4571885 Wait what?! RAINBOW IS MINE!
4571884
Interdimensional travel offends my religion.
4571891 Yay!
4571893 Nuuuu. Don't send him to the sun.
4571899 Don't worry. I only have eyes for Tom. Your OCs are safe.
4571908 But interdimensional travel is easy and fun.
4571915
Imma kill him!
4571914
he will come back as a guitar playing sunglasses wearing rock
I think The Rock has the qualities you say Tom has, and he's a real guy, so why not marry him instead?
4571918
4571928 Nuuu! Don't kill Tom!
4571932 That sounds Sexah.
4571903
We could share. ;)
4571983 Because Tom the Rock is sexier. Especially hen he wears sunglasses.
4572010
yes it is
4572011 Fine XD
4572009
I'll eat his heart and become him
4571916
Yeah, but I want get 27 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the afterlife if I do it
4572025 Yay!
4572107 Oh mai. :o
4572151 That sounds delicious.
4572313 IT IS
4572379 Yum!
I now pronounce you; Lyra and Rock
4573292 Tom just left me for Boulder though. It is in my latest journal entry. I crie everytim.
4573590
You're better off without him Lyra!
4574100 Aww thank you for the kind words, my friend. They mean a lot. :)
4574298
Of course Lyra *hugs*
4574521 Many hugs and snuggles to you. :)
4576797
And to you as well my friend
4576842 Yay!
4577087
Yay indeed ^_^
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