• Member Since 30th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen April 20th

Pickleless

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Pickleless Joined 30th Jun, 2013 · Offline

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  • 132 weeks
    Woah!! What exactly IS Humor?!

    It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.

    0 comments · 226 views

  • 161 weeks
    Okay now.

    Where-

    Where are you all coming from?

    Who said what?

    My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-

    5 comments · 444 views

  • 166 weeks
    AF DAY

    So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.

    April Fools~

    1 comments · 251 views

  • 168 weeks
    And boom, gone.

    Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.

    Anyway, so ponies are cute.

    7 comments · 344 views

  • 170 weeks
    Howdy~!

    Read More

    3 comments · 342 views
Jun
6th
2017

Not Comedy. · 7:44pm Jun 6th, 2017

IT HURTS TO WRITE IT!!!

I JUST WANT TO MAKE A FUNNY EVERY HALF A SENTENCE!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Report Pickleless · 206 views · #"And here you can see the Pickleless in it's natural habitat!" #mating call #loud annoying birds
Comments ( 2 )
The Wind King
The Wind King #1 · Jun 6th, 2017 · · ·
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Silly Pickleless, you can’t just write a funny.

You have to build a nest of seriousness first, then place an egg of tension within the centre, and heat it with timing. If everything is done right and one funny will explode out, to the song of angels playing clown nose honks.

AppleTank
AppleTank #2 · Jun 6th, 2017 · · ·
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Need more pickles.

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