I'm in the second circle of hell · 4:25am Jun 6th, 2017
I got my wisdom teeth out today. They were impacted, so it was best to get’em gone asap. According to my mother, I’ve been out of the surgery since eleven this morning. In that time, I have:
Created three different pools of blood stains on my pillow
Completely stained over the shoulder of my graduation hoodie
Used an entire roll of toilet paper to allow blood to ooze into
Nearly drowned myself in my own blood by accident
Worried my mother sick at my lack of body functions
Eaten more pudding in a few hours than my entire life combined
Also, unfortunately, as mentioned above, pain shuts down a good portion of my bodily functions. It’s difficult just typing this post out. Between the headache, pain in my jaw, and uncontrollable shaking that is my body reminding me I’m in pain, I’m probably not going to be writing for a short while. I apologize to all those waiting for A Packed Crowd and One in the Same Thing. I’ll get back to them as soon as I can type without fucking up every single letter.
Hope ya feel better soon! My own wisdom teeth removal was not that bad, but my friends and family have had experiences similar to what you're describing. For me I was just sore and mucousy for several days. Also that unsettling grinding sound as they extracted them was scary as hell haha.
4561282 Thank you! I was knocked out for my own removal, but it was highly unsettling to wake up to blood all over my upper body and pillow.
Tooth pain is horrible, plain and simple. Have they given you any painkillers for it? I don’t know what kind of stuff you can get over the counter where you are; my last tooth out a few years ago involved stacking up paracetamol and ibuprofen (they’re slightly different things, so you can take two of each without exceeding the dosage of either). For added effect, putting the painkiller tablet directly onto the painful area can help, I found.
Usual warning about ibuprofen and stomach linings, but it was ok for me doing it for a couple of days.
...Also, the second circle is Lust
Hot dentist?
4562026 I've got Vicodin and moxycillin. Both put me to sleep so I don't have to deal with the pain.
My perception of the circles of hell changes depending on what I'm using them for. Right now, I'm using them for suffering, so I'm only two levels down. When I fractured my foot, I was in the fourth level (cause that shit hurt!) But yes, one of the doctors was pretty cute.
4562248 At least you’ve got the powerful stuff, that’s good.
Ah I see, circles separated by pain threshold rather than crime, that’s a good, scalable way to do it.
Can’t not take the opportunity to link this:
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4562334 Yup! Unfortunately, Vicodin does Jack squat for headaches, so I'm just working through the pain. Much easier to type with one finger on my phone than all of my fingers shaking on my keyboard.
Yeah. Interestingly enough, the time I slid on the track and split open my arm, knee, and face was only the first level because I was in shock for it so I couldn't feel a thing.
I am that little devil. That little devil is literally me.