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TheMajorTechie


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  • 2 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 2 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 3 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

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  • 5 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

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  • 6 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

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May
16th
2017

Oh, joy! It's that time of the day again where 'Techie begins to lose his sane mental functionality and begins to overthink everything! · 3:38am May 16th, 2017

What if the reason why Celestia and Luna "raise the Sun and Moon" is because the planet that they live on is orbiting a White Dwarf star, and was originally tidally locked? If that was so, then Celestia would have to "raise the sun", or in this case, force the planet to rotate using nothing but sheer magical strength.

But what about the moon, you ask?

Well, if a planet is orbiting so close to a star as to become tidally locked, it'd be very hard for any natural satellites to gain a perfectly stable orbit, and that's where Luna comes in. When she "raises the moon", she's simply casting an extremely long-range spell similar to that of a typical levitation spell, and forcing the moon to accelerate just enough to retain a semi-stable orbit until the next time Luna needs to give it a shove.

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That's... uh... not exactly how astrophysics works. A+ for effort, though.

4534461 Ah'm gonna astrophysics the crap out of this and use it in a story! :pinkiecrazy:

Surprisingly, I'm going through the same thing.... but going insane about Pinkie and the 4th Wall Again :pinkiecrazy:

4534498 Good luck breaking the laws of physics! :pinkiecrazy:

4534909 But alternate universe... I CAN MAKE MY OWN LAW! :pinkiecrazy:

That... actually makes sense... in a weird sciency way. I'll just stick to a theory of they have multiple moons, like the Elder Scrolls franchise and multiple suns... and every day/night cycle is one moon or sun out of like several. And if it had multiple moons like Nirn (even though Nirn only had two, Masser and Secunda, PS Nirn is the planet that Tamriel is on, which is where the Elder Scrolls series takes place) then that would explain magic... FANFIC IDEA!!!

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