The Final Word, and A New Exciting Development! · 9:01pm May 2nd, 2017
"Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone" is being re-submitted as the standalone story it should have been all along.
Mea culpa, my mistake was real and I've fixed the issues.
So, here we are, submission number three! Let's hope it sticks, shall we? 
Presenting, finally:
As for the new, exciting development: it is a subtle one, but one born out of the things I have learned. A sort of "Dear Princess Wanderer D" letter, if you will.
You'll notice something new about "Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone".
It is now... incomplete.
Man Cannot Live On Coffee Alone is now going to become a long-form fic, following the adventures of Jake and Rarity as they match wits, have fun together, and learn and grow as characters.
Part 3 will now be "Chapter 2: Man Cannot Live On Fine Wine Alone"
Please follow along as we get started on this new big story!
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Wouldnt it have been easier to add chapters or did i just forget how fim fic works now?
4518071 I wanted the first story to be a stand-alone piece, and the next two parts were supposed to be able to stand on their own. Onlyyyyyyy, I screwed that up and that was what caused all the trouble this morning with the story launch. Things worked out in the end, though, so here we are, a stand-alone one-shot and a long-form fic.
The real reason I wanted these stories in three parts is that I had been working with some really nice artists to use really great cover art for these stories, and I wanted to give each piece a spot in the limelight, so to speak.
So...
Tea -> Coffee -> Fine Wine -> ???
Ideas:
Beer
Apple Family Cider
Rainbow
Water
Box of Juice
Cup of Dirt
4518292 Yes.