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TheMajorTechie


Oh, look at me... you've got me tearing up again. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

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  • 2 weeks
    shhhhhhhhhhhh just breaking the site again don't mind me

    very, very, very experimental fic continues its slow progress as the deadline for bicyclette's sci-fi contest draws near. these chapters are about on-par with what if in terms of length, but oh boy have they been an interesting experience to write.

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  • 2 weeks
    hey hey btw i've got a (couple of) public minecraft server(s)!

    yeah so anyway here is my webbed site lol. there's an MC Classic server for building whatever, and an MC Beta 1.7.3 server for playing survival. I might eventually also put up a modern vanilla server as well, though given how I'm hosting a bunch of servers already for friends and a couple of discord servers, idk if the little slab of a PC I'm using to host 'em all would be able to manage lol.

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  • 3 weeks
    summer break is almost here :V

    basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.

    MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.

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  • 5 weeks
    mojang says that the latest minecraft snapshot needs a 64-bit OS to run.

    i said "nuh uh".

    (and then i suffered.)

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  • 6 weeks
    also april fools shitpost got changed to something else btw

    walked into a wall or something idk. never was able to get past 800k words with the fic based on the "the bride and the ugly-ass groom" meme

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Apr
25th
2017

Just a random thought that's been brewing at the back of my mind. · 3:11am Apr 25th, 2017

What if...

Whenever you die, you die in the universe you currently are conscious in, but in the process of doing so, your perception shifts to a parallel universe where you don't die, and you just don't notice?

I mean, sure, it's a wacky way to explain near-death experiences, but who wouldn't want to hop into a different reality every time they're about to die?

Comments ( 21 )

You are thinking too much for your own good.

Suicide Jumpers are secretly Sliders!!! :pinkiegasp:

Pleeeeeeeease don't tell me that this Blog Post is you wanting to commit suicide

But if what your saying is true, then I hope that the different universe I magically go to is Equestria :twilightsheepish:...

But I'm religious, so I KNOW FOR A FACT that you WILL go to heaven, but you can create your own reality up there, like MLP planet or something.

But you REALLY gotta think more about logic, so I don't think what your saying is gonna happen :ajsmug:

4509201 Nope. Still here! This is kinda just a conglomerate of multiple shower thoughts. :P

I'd, be fairly OK with that. So long as it's not a BAD Alternate Universe such as the one in 1984 for example.

4509665 Coincidentally, as I type this I'm writing a book report on that exact novel. :derpytongue2:

4509788

Well good luck, hope it goes well.

4509378 THANK GOODNESS!!
I really like you so i would be dreaded if you wanted to kys

4510277 Don't worry. Thoughts like these are pretty common for me when it's nighttime. If you ask me, I'd have to say that my thoughts get weirder and weirder the later it is in the day. Right now, it's 9:44 pm where I live, and I'm considering whether or not I should write about Luna putting advertisements in dreams to fund her video game addiction.

4510302 that idea is beautiful sounding :twilightsmile:
and for me its currently 2106MT

4510320 Expect a new chapter of What If? within the next day or two. :pinkiecrazy:

4510321 "wat if" u posted it in under 12 hours? :P

4510324 Either that, or it'll be a one-shot. I haven't written a one-shot in a little while, have I?

4510329 Only on bullet left, gotta make it count... HEADSHOT!!! OH YEAH!!!,... oh wait... you can't get headshots in Warthunder, your fighting against Planes and Tanks from different nations... umm... CRITICAL HIT :P

4510338 i was "Close enough"... NO, I WASNT!! I MISSED THE AMMUNITION COMPARTMENT!!!

4510343 *Random ammunition airdrop happens*

4510348 but it's not INSIDE the enemy tank T-T
If it falls from the sky then the tank won't blow up T-T

unless your aiming for a plane... just shoot at the ammunition just at the right moment when the plane is nearby the ammunition falling from the sky by parachute, then the explosion will AT LEAST send a shock wave to the plane and knock it out of control, but AT MOST will get it caught in the explosion. But there's ALOT of math that goes into that to make it work PERFECTLY: weight of Bullet/Shell, speed of Bullet/Shell, Distance of Target No.1, Distance of official target, Speed of Target No.1, Speed of Official Target, Wind speed, Angle, Size of Gun/Cannon, Etc. Etc. Etc. Etc. ......

I like how you occasionally change your Account Note Thingy :twilightsmile:
Like, right now, it's: "Bleb Bleb Blebety Bleh. :derpytongue2:" XD

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