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"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

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Apr
9th
2017

Get hype: More unlikely romance incoming · 9:06pm Apr 9th, 2017

I'm tagging this with Heavy Rock for the unlikely romance factor. If you thought Flash and Limestone were the least likely couple of all time, get ready for a pairing that cuts straight across time.

Time Enough For Wub

Vinyl Scratch has lost the pony she loved most. She moved away from Ponyville to bury her heartbreak under big beats and big-city bravado, but the memories remain.

One day, she encounters a mysterious unicorn who claims he's lost his memory. He tells her that he's been sent across time on a mission of dire importance, but he can't remember any details—including his name.

Time and memory collide as Vinyl and the newcomer explore the mystery behind his mission and discover what they both need to be whole again.

I'm kinda proud of this one. It isn't quite as personal to me as Heavy Rock was, but the original version did pretty well a few Writeoffs ago and I think it's cleaned up nicely since. (Also nobody tell Pascoite but this was finally the story where I worked up the courage to ask him to edit and he said yes *aaaaaaaaaaaaaa*) I hope you guys will enjoy it when it comes out tomorrow. Even if you've read the original, there are some changes to the second half that help flesh things out. :heart:

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Comments ( 9 )

Their horns are almost touching.

Gay.

So its Vinyl and...? Who is that supposed to be?

4490102
Only if their eyes touch.

4490115
Obviously their name is Woolis, look at that sheepish hair!

4490219 Never heard of that character.

4490102 Yeah, there's now this whole new scene where they do stuff with the horns that I added at the end. It gets R34 pretty fast. Cuz y'know, that's how I roll. :derpytongue2:

4490115 Oh, don't worry; that's all part of the mystery. All will be revealed in time! Whatever you do though, don't listen to 4490219; he's a bad influence. :trollestia:

4490273 Oh. Well alright, I'm game to whatever this new story is.

4490280 4490273

Yes, you can probably ignore me, half of what I say is completely out of context movie quotes from 1980 to 2000, and the other half is gibberish that I think is movie quotes but is really just a product of my own deranged mind.

4490280 Fear not; if the story wasn't meant to be a mystery, I'd just come out with it. You can go read the original version if you'd rather not wait, but the relationship development suffered due to time constraints when I first wrote it. The updated version should be much more satisfying in that regard.

4490391 And I wouldn't have you any other way. :heart:

4490413 I'll just wait for the updated version.:pinkiesmile:

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