Stocking Stuffer 4: Eggcellent · 5:20am Apr 8th, 2017
Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?
Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho
Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.
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Journeyman: Have some of the good stuff.
Pizor: Yeah work is bonkers. But coco is love. Coco is life XD
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Journeyman: Does Easter have some moral lesson I've forgotten since my days in Sunday school?
Pizor: 40 pieces of silver is enough to betray the son of god. And Romans dont give a fuck
Journeyman: All because a rabbit shat out an egg worth 40 pieces of silver.
Journeyman: BRILLIANT!
Pizor: Angel bunny put a hit on Celestia's student
Pizor: Rarity as Pilot
Pizor: Get some disciples in there
Pizor: Last super becomes the last orgy
Journeyman: Tempting.
Journeyman: I am going to be making some bullshit that's fappable.
Pizor: Something sexual with holes in the hands
Pizor: I dunno just spitballing here
Journeyman: Not soem SIlent Hill shit. Even fearboners have limits.
Journeyman: Wait
Journeyman: holy shit
Journeyman: I got a fearboner idea
Journeyman: And it invovles eggs.
Pizor: Continue
Journeyman: I've been on derpi a lot.
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Journeyman: Eggs are how Cheese Legs is often shown to have kids.
Journeyman: Let's turn Chryssy into some bastardized Easter Bunny, spreading love and eggs and spread legs.
Pizor: Oh I know where you are going
Pizor: Just need a good location
Journeyman: Should Coco be first?
Pizor: Crystal empire for cadence nonsense? Or canterlot for the walk down memory lane?
Journeyman: Well, I have been showing the Shining family a lot.
Journeyman: Question is, is it too much? The world can only handle only too much incest impregnation futanaris.
Pizor: Its a pretty obscure fetish. Might alienate potential readers
Journeyman: Chryssy is going to be giving some eggs a nice, warm home. I'd be very upset if I didn't.
Pizor: Then we gotta get some fresh faces in your smut. Pander it up for easy views
Journeyman: Time to crack open some background characters.
Journeyman: That came out wrong.
Pizor: Berry punch?
Journeyman: Sure. Slept at the bar and came stumblign home the following morning.
Pizor: Lightning Dust?
Journeyman: On break after gettign a new gig. Sure.
Journeyman: SHould I have CHryssy wear some cheesy rabbit ears?
Journeyman: It might ramp up the fetish factor.
Pizor: Yeah bunny ears are a safe bet
Journeyman: Shoudl she be some kind of pony easter legend just to ramp up the holiday fuckery?
Journeyman: "Oh no! The mythical bunny with her eggs!" or some kind of cheesy B-movie shlock like that?
Pizor: Scene is bar
Pizor: Background pony of choice is drunk
Pizor: Mistakes chrys for mythical bunny
Pizor: Plot twist she was never disguised. They were just that drunk
Journeyman: I feel like there is something more to really sell the holdiay depression. Second one was Santa in the chimney levels of crap I feel like we can shoot for something delightfully terrible for here, too.
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YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAD!
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It made sense to me at first.
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You strike me as one who appreciates mindless clip like the Stocking Stuffer series, Shaky Willy. Here's a sneak peek. I've got to tell someone about this stupid shit I came up with.
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I'm OH SO VERY GLAD that you did it. You should listen to Pizor more. Oh, and have a Follow, you earned it