So...I Wrote the Most Terrible Story I Have Ever Written · 10:46am Apr 5th, 2017
...it still winds up in the feature box.
It's a friggin' self-insert (just take away the Underoos...I seriously don't wear them).
I mean...
It's flattering, but...
...people are taking the story waaaaay too seriously. Please check out the comments if you don't believe me. It's a crackfic. Characters are going to be OOC. Stupid things are going to happen in it.
Stop taking it seriously.
Stahp.
Now, I love all you guys, even if you didn't like the story. I'm pushing into more sexual themes, in case you haven't noticed. Still a bit sad no one caught on I gave Chrysalis a cheese pizza in chapter two. Nobody pointed it out. Not one.
I am a sad panda Rainbow Dash.
I am currently putting the finishing touches on the Epilogue for the current story. It's something I need to put in, though the spoiler is here in this blog post, somewhere. Anyways, as I stated in my last blog post, if this story reaches 200 upvotes, I will expand on it. I even have a title for it.
Bug Pony Horse Waifu Conquers the World
Warning: It's going to be just as terribad. I promise you that.
Until next time!
When sequel :D?
Even in a crack fic I don't like the bug horse waifu being treated badly. Curious about the epilogue, though.
Ooooh, a sequel would be nice.
... Wait, which characters are ooc?
Admittedly havent read it, not exactly my cup of tea. But getting it in there as a read thing, im not shocked, its been a bit for any sex/chryssie fic to hit the front, and people gotta get their fix.
I was here when he got abducted. Wasn't much I could do. Now live in terror that I am next. Have covered the windows with old underoos. The cat is sad.
Welcome to my world.
Would it make you feel better if I said that I actually caught that cheese pizza for Chrysalis and loved it to bits, but just didn't point it out in the comment?
Also, people taking this story seriously... bleh. Welcome to the internet, where the butthurt is shoveled in spades. Prepare your cacti and lube, they'll come in handy.
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Cacti? Lube?
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so is this some kinda Three's Company arrangement with kudzu ?
not that kudzu would use this as an idea for a fic for my friends live in pony girlfriend
far be it from me to stir the pot
4484707 Thank you for making me almost explode from laughter
4484446 Goddamn it, Kudz! You promised!
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Perfect for grown men or prostitots.
4484897 There is no Luna on those Underoos. Your argument is invalid.