Happy Birthday Emma! · 4:23pm Apr 1st, 2017
My sister (the teenage one) just turned 16 today! Her sweet 16 is a little sour because it's April Fool's Day and we're telling her she's 17... but she knows it's a joke. I told her to wake up for Saturday School and she knew right away I was joking.
Tell her happy birthday from me!
4479706 She doesn't even know you!
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Whatever!
I can still wish her a happy f***ing birthday!
4479737 She won't fuck until she's 18... she's only 16 or 17 now!
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*blushes*
Uh...
*hides in corner in shame*
Tell her sorry then!
Does she want a cake ?
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4479797 Sounds fishy... but we're already making her favourite: Straw-baw-baw-ba-berry, Strawberry Cheesecake!