The Philosophy of Pie... Or "Things I Learned From Watching Pinkie Pie" · 3:12pm Apr 1st, 2017
1. Let your imagination get away from you; it will come back with cake.
2. Sometimes, you cannot answer the riddle. And sometimes, that’s the right answer.
3. When it comes to scrapbooking family memories, you don’t find the time—you make the time.
4. Always ask the important questions, like “Is it ‘glowed’ or ‘glew’?”
5. Never make friends with inanimate objects; all they ever do is badmouth your other friends.
6. Don’t be upset when your marshmallow flying lantern doesn’t fly; you can still eat it later.
7. Friendship is nice and all, but baking powder still makes a better biscuit.
8. Not everyone dreams of being royalty; some are happy just dreaming of frosting. Creamy, creamy frosting.
9. If it means staying with your friends, it’s worth it to watch paint dry.
10. If you can’t find your belongings, just remember: it’s not your fault you hid them so well.
11. When it’s serious, always complete your Pinkie Promise with an actual cupcake.
12. Don’t taste the rainbow; it’s not known for its flavor (unless you count its spiciness… yeah, just don’t taste the rainbow).
13. Not even the Pinkie Sense can explain where that flower pot came from.
14. It’s amazing what you can do in one day while on a trip to a foreign country.
15. Losing a spoon in the pancake batter just means that someone will get a very special pancake.
16. There are smiles. And there are smiles that just aren’t right. Don’t trust them.
17. If all else fails, use musical intervention.
18. It’s never too early to plan your parents’ 500th anniversary.
19. All elaborate plans are better with a mustache.
20. They’ll know you’re a spy if you’re wearing night-vision goggles.
21. It doesn’t matter how fast they run; you can always find them.
22. Have compassion for your sleeping friends; jump in the lake quietly and slowly.
23. You love your pet, more so than he says he loves you. Don’t admit to less.
24. Forget the maracas; the tuba is more important.
25. You never know when your friends will write to you, so stay by that mailbox.
26. NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!
27. There are baked goods. And there are baked bads. Don’t eat those.
28. So your dream included everyone in town, which in turn will cause a horrible nightmare monster to invade the waking world; everyone makes mistakes.
29. Love your family fivever; it’s longer than forever.
30. Never leave home without your party cannon.
