re-make of displaced gangplank

this is a displaced idea i am looking for someone who is good at Displaced/Crossover and here we go

"Well a guy name Jon had a pretty bad life. Why you might ask? Well because his parents constantly used him, they did drugs taking away more and more money leaving them in a decrepit state, they used Jon to get passed tests so they couldn't take him away. He never saw them as family, yet they were all he knew, and their methods of deception were the only thing that he could do. He was 18 years old when he heard about his parent's death, after that everything seemed to come to a stand still...he felt nothing from it except isolation. Soon however, he discovered a certain place, then he finally managed to become happy once more in these stories he found in this place. He soon discovered Displaced, and thought to himself, what if that could happen to me? One day he got the idea to cosplay as one of his favorite champions gangplank to possibly get displaced. His wishes came true and he got displaced, he finally found some sort of Solace and a place where he could live a fresh life on the ocean as a Pirate. About over a year after this Celestia and Luna hear about this "Gangplank" and you know what happened? He got stoned and he got to talk to Discord. They kept each other company keeping the insanity from taking over from 1,000 years of imprisonment. They got out of their stone hell exhausted relieved and seemingly sane. Gangplank soon asked Discord if he wanted to join his crew as a pirate and Discord said no and bid farewell. The reasoning he stated was that Discord wanted to attempt to retake Equestria. So Jon said in reply that if he were to fail teleport to him and join his crew. Discord took this bet with a grin. The end result began a journey that could change history as they know it."