FE:SoS Support Convos: Nai & Joker (C - S) · 10:25pm Feb 21st, 2017

C
Nai: Joker? Fancy seeing you here.
Joker: Greetings, master Nai. I was just seeing to our supplies.
Nai: You know you don't have to call me "Master", Joker.
Joker: Ah, but it is customary for any butler to address their masters and mistresses as such.
Joker: It is my duty to serve my master and mistress until my services are no longer required.
Joker: Or are you implying I am of no use to you any more?
Nai: No, nothing like that at all!
Joker: So you mean to say that my services are not up to perfection then?
Nai: Joker, you're sounding absurd.
Joker: Forgive me, master Nai. I shall proper myself for the future. Excuse me.
Joker: *leaves*
Nai: Oh dear...

B
Nai: Joker, I need to speak with you.
Joker: As do I, master Nai. I have been considering what you implied at our last conversation.
Nai: (Oh great. This can only end so well.)
Nai: W-Well, what have you then?
Joker: I figured that I am simply not capable enough to be your butler. So I must leave you.
Nai: What?!
Nai: Joker, you're talking crazy now. I don't want you to leave.
Joker: Is that not what you implied by our last talk though?
Nai: No, nothing of the sort! You didn't give me a chance to finish talking.
Joker: Oh dear... Then I've failed you in a way I never even considered. Forgive me, master Nai.
Nai: Joker, please, stop with the drama.
Nai: Neither my sister or I want you to leave. Actually, you've been a great help to us!
Nai: But all I want is that you feel more comfortable around us.
Joker: Pardon? But I do feel comfortable around you, master Nai.
Nai: I mean in a way that doesn't require you calling me your master all the time.
Nai: I don't want our relationship to be master and butler. Couldn't we just be friends?
Joker: Just... friends?
Joker: ...
Joker: ...Out of the question.
Nai: Joker, please.
Joker: Apologies, master Nai, but mistress Rena requires me elsewhere. Good day.
Joker: *leaves*
Nai: Well that could have gone a lot better.

A
Nai: Joker, there you are! I need to talk with you again.
Joker: Good day ma- I mean, Nai.
Nai: Hmm?
Nai: Oh, have you considered what I told you last time?
Joker: Yes I have, but...
Nai: But?
Joker: Apologies, master Nai, but I simply am not comfortable without calling you master.
Joker: I understand you wish for us to be more like friends, but I am simply too devoted.
Nai: Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Joker: Master Nai?
Nai: I've thought about it and realized serving me may just be the way you want to live.
Nai: It was rude of me to try and divert you to following a path you're not okay with.
Nai: So having said that, I would still like you to be my friend...
Nai: ...But I'd like you to be my butler as well.
Joker: Master Nai, I'm touched. Truly I am.
Joker: But I also understand you are uncomfortable with my loyal nature.
Joker: For you, I will hold myself back from being so dramatic all the time.
Nai: You'd do that?
Joker:I'd walk to the ends of the earth if it was for you and your sister.
Nai: In that case, I will happily be your master as well as your friend.
Joker: Thank you. Now, is there anything you require me to do?
Nai: Hmm... For now, just check the mast stability. After that, I'd like something to drink.
Joker: A drink? With whom?
Nai: With you. We're friends, are we not?
Joker: Then it shall be done.

S
Joker: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
Nai: Joker, are you okay? You look nervous about something.
Nai: And... flustered?
Joker: Master Nai, I unfortunately have run into an... irksome issue.
Nai: Then I'm here to listen. What's the matter?
Joker: You see... I have fallen for someone on this ship.
Nai: Ah, it's a matter of love then. I'm not really an expert on this sort of thing though.
Joker: No matter. My issue stems from how inconvenient my feelings are.
Joker: They are always in my thoughts, and it's driving me mad.
Joker: If I can't do something about them, I fear I may never be the butler I am again.
Nai: Joker, whoever it is I'm sure they have the same feelings.
Joker: That's just the issue, master Nai. My feelings...
Joker: ...Are for you.
Nai: Truly?
Joker: Yes, I'm afraid. I realized ever since our last discussion like this.
Joker: How foolish am I to think a butler and his master could be together...
Nai: Joker, relax. You have nothing to worry about.
Joker: How so?
Nai: Because of this.
Joker: M-Master Nai? Is this... a ring?
Nai: It took me a while to realize it too, but I love you, Joker.
Nai: I want our relationship to be more than just butler and master or even just friends.
Nai: Joker, will you do me the honor of becoming my husband?
Joker: I don't know what to say.
Nai: If it makes you feel more comfortable, you don't have to stop being my butler.
Nai: We can continue our relationship as is, just as lovers.
Joker: ...Then in that case, I accept your proposal.
Nai: Thank you, Joker. I hope this relationship between us can work.
Joker: As your faithful butler, I believe this will work until the end of time.