Deadpool reviews: The Lego Batman movie. · 4:49am Feb 15th, 2017
... It's awesome! That's it! Go see it!
...
What? You want me to go in greater detail? ... Alright, fine, but I want to talk about the previews shown before the movie! Is that alright?... Okay, good. To mix things up, I'll simply review the movie trailers that came out before hand with a statement. And it went like this:
F**K THIS MOVIE!!! IT GAVE MY CANCER CANCER!!! Cancer^2!
Bunn- I mean dog, leaves small town where they're expected to be a carrot farm- I mean, guard dog, and heads to Zootop- I mean, the city to become a police offic- I mean musician... you know what I'm going with...
The childhood of Donald Trump
Well... I thought it was gonna suck worse than the last movie... who knows, it may be quite the redemption.
This looks good better than Power Rangers.
Okay, that's how it went with me with the previews. Now, onto the movie! If you need to know, the animation, just like the Lego Movie, is spot on! Seriously, this may be computer animated, but it looks just like the real deal! Everything is fast and energetic! Something I still enjoy in these kids movies if done right! But what about the slow moments? We'll get to those in a minute.
The main plot is that after stopping another one of the Joker's plot that gets every criminal arrested, all thanks to Barbara Gordon, Batman is feeling rather depressed. Before they all get arrested, with a hand of ignorance, Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson, a.k.a., Robin, and has to raise him as a son while hiding the fact that both Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same and to find out what the Joker is doing behind bars. Without getting into any spoilers, the jokes are nailed! Seriously, I gut hard and tearing up with how these jokes were nailed! From the major to even the minor details, you'll laugh again after seeing something you haven't seen! How were the characters? Well...
Batman is the true lovable jerk in this movie. Egotistic, full of himself, and just ignorant, you kinda want to hate him, but you still love, even if he is Batman. I thought Robin was going to be the clumsy son that needs to learn a lot, but he's not as clumsy as I expected, only wanting to make his padre proud. Alfred, is that true opposite of Batman who, later on, can kick major ass! Barbara is, again, the other side of Batman, but in that legal way that doesn't cause any destruction. And the Joker... man, this is so much better than Suicide Squad's joker; has plenty of screen time, actually shows fun rather than act like a cat, is better looking, and the actor didn't need to make a huge buzz about themselves with used condoms and dead rats. Seriously, I think this guy is above both that, and the original 1960's Joker combined. Of course, there are other villains, but they're served as minor characters and can be considered as the true side characters. And trust me, the third quarter has more villains, but I won't reveal who they are.
I only had 2 complaints for this movie:
1) The jokes go too fast! Seriously, I was laughing too hard from the last joke to hear and see the next joke. But that's about it, very minor if you ask me.
2) The finale is a bit similar to the Lego Movie. But, again, that's also pretty minor, considering all the things happening.
Now my question is this: PLEASE!!! Let me have my own Lego Movie!!! I can be child friendly!... with the right money, of course! Look at me in that Lego Marvel Videogame! I was the second main star!
Fuck the emoji movie Go cars!!
4423080 never thought I'd agree in the last few years... Even though I didn't know what an Emoji was.