*NEWS FLASH* · 3:57pm Feb 7th, 2017
Mewtwo is caught voting in the American presidential election!
President Donald Trump accuses 5,000 or 6,000 cartoon characters of illegally voting for Hillary Clinton!
The Democratic Committee on Water Retention states that only 253 voted for Hillary! 6,000 cartoon characters is an imaginary number!
Scooby Doo and the Gang vow to investigate this mystery!
The Warner brothers (and sister) are staging a protest: they are refusing to leave the water tank until this shouting match is over (or until the bathwater is changed)!
Donald Duck and Daffy Duck are still yelling at each other (although no one can understand what their argument is)!
Popeye the sailor man vows to continue his dual citizenship!
Tony the Tiger insists that he was born in Michigan and has every right to vote for Donald Trump!
Although an itinerant worker, Ms Honeybee says that she is an American, and is not going to build any damn honeybee wall down near Mexico!
Betty Boop accused Donald Trump of groping her in a previous life (his, not her's)! The Disney Princesses make no comment.
The Society of Saturday Morning Consortium of Retired Cartoon Characters stand united in supporting right of every thing to vote in the American presidential election!
The League of Comic Book Characters offered no comment... being three sheets to the wind from the presidential inauguration parties.
In the spirit of friendship, Ben & Jerry's is coming out with a My Little Pony ice cream, to be filled with so much goodness as to spread joy and seasickness throughout the whole world! Bronies rejoice!
We will keep you informed as to the reaction of the general community of humans, and also from classical creatures of mythology.
Okay, couple of questions here...
1. What are you smoking?
2. Can I have some?