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Feb
4th
2017

Coming Eventually: More Machine Than Man · 11:45pm Feb 4th, 2017

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, I certainly enjoyed my time off today. Hopefully things have calmed down from that last incident, so that we can move forward and make things right again. Anyways, I’ve got a brand-new Displaced idea in the works now, set in the Sombra-Verse no less. The subject for Displacement is this guy:



Allow me to introduce Darth Starkiller, also known as Galen Marek. Here’s what you need to know about him:


Name: Brandon Cain/Galen Marek/Darth Starkiller

Also Known As: Starkiller, the Freak, the Abomination, the Monster, the Demon

Military Alignment: Equestria

Personal Alignment: “Dark Jedi”(basically an anti-hero who uses Dark Side powers for good)

Weapons: Seven different lightsabers/plasma bludgeoning sticks, each a different color blade. Two of the sabers belong to Starkiller himself, while the others once belonged to Rahm Kota, Kazden Paratus, Shaak Ti, Darth Maul, and even Darth Vader. Starkiller is also a master of the Juyo style of lightsaber combat, a style almost exclusive to the Dark Side. Additionally, Starkiller’s armor, which is infused to his flesh and bones, comes equiped with talons, one on each finger, that can cut through solid steel in a single swipe. Also useful for a number of different things, such as lock picking.

Skills/Abilities: Force Push, Force Choke, Force Lightning, Saber Throw, Force Repulse, Force Lightning Shield, Force Maelstrom, Force Dash, Force Leap. Force Combust
Backstory: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, located in a paraell dimension , the legendary Sith Lord Darth Vader rescued a Force-sensitve boy from a firing squad of Stormtroopers, before taking him in and training him as his secret apprentice, with which he would overthrow Emperor Palpatine. After saving the boy from a nearly-fatal encounter with Palpatine, Vader instructs his apprentice, known as Starkiller, to assemble an army of rebels and dissidents to distract the Emperor and his spies. In truth, however, Vader planned to capture the Rebels and execute them, as per the Emperor’s commands. Starkiller ultimately kills Vader and makes an attempt on the Emperor’s life, only to be slammed into a ship. Starkiller is then surgically reconstructed into a monstrous fusion of flesh and machine. Darth Starkiller then proceeds to kill Obi-Wan Kenobi not long before taking Luke Skywalker as his Sith Apprentice.

Theme:

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. I've done many Displaced in my time, but this... this will truly be my first self-insert. I think Darth Starkiller's a good fit for me, considering how recent events have turned me into something of a monster myself... except, my monster looks a little more like this:

Well, time to get to work on my new project! Tootles!

Comments ( 4 )

Starkiller actually used his own fighting style if I remember correctly.
Please do continue with this idea, I haven't found very many darth starkiller stories on this site, displaced or real character, I was actually thinking of making one in the future.

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Oh. Well, according to the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed book, Starkiller was the Master of Juyo.

I would like to see this story. So If you get any haters on this one just don't take any notice of them ok. After all. You know the old internet saying. 'Haters going to hate'.

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