Feb
1st
2017
Bumbling through my Education Q&A · 1:01am Feb 1st, 2017
Okay, so I haven't done one of these in an exceptionally long time. Basically ask a question to any of the characters in Bumbling through my Education and they will answer you.
"Ummm, is there going to a lot of Ponies here?"
Yeah, I mean it's a question and answer, so I'm going to assume that there's going to be a few Bumble.
"Do... Is this really necessary? I don't really like crowds, at all."
Sorry buddy, but I want the readers to get a better chance to know you, your herd, and some of the friends you made, and of course your family.
"O...Okay..."
Life is an education .
"That's what I tell my little Muffins all the time. You can learn from Life, and I'm glad to see that my muffin Button is learning... although I'm a little uncertain if i was really ready for my little colt to learn this lesson."
(What's up Fracturedheart?)
Hey Bumble how big do you think your herd is going to get, or do you think it is big enough?
Hey Luna who was your worst pre banishment husband (is it too much to ask)?
Hey Honeydew who is your favorite member of the herd (except Bumble)?
Hey Pina who do you wish could join your herd right now (no limit on who it can be)?
Hey Berry same question as your sister, who do you wish could join your herd (no limit on who it can be)?
And you mister Jeremy is Flagrante a part of the herd because I am not sure if I should take the bonus chapters seriously?
What is Honeypot's family like? I know she's in a herd, but I'm curious how big it is?
Is Starlight Glimmer a teacher at this school?
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"Ummm... I.. I don't know how big it's gonna get. I never really knew how to talk to fillies, and then met Honeypot, and things... Well they just kind of started happening. I'd be fine if it stays where it is, but I guess I wouldn't be against a few more coming into the herd."
"His name was Shipwrecker, and he was a bully, and a brute. My marriage... If one could call it that, to him was to unite the Shetland Isles and Equestria. Shipwrecker had wanted to bed my sister. He saw me as a poor substitute. Because I was not the wife he wanted... I was often humiliated at every turn," her eyes look at the ground, "I would be forced to help address the court with a very primitive cooler, a device similar to these...dildos that mine subjects use to get off, tied to where it would not slide out of mine... tailhole. Shipwrecker sought to abuse me at every turn, and while I wish no harm to others, my happiest memory of that marriage was when he drunkenly fell out off of the balcony over the courtyard and forgot that he was a Pegasus."
"Well that's not fair. Obviously Bumble is my favorite, but then again he's everypony's favorite in the herd. I suppose though, going with who we have in the Herd I've actually got to go with Pina Colada. She's pretty level headed, and she knows how to help keep Bumble calm. So does Luna, but we've been finding out that Luna has some baggage, which isn't bad, we love her, but she kind of needs our help to stay grounded. So, at the moment, yeah I've got to say Pina."
"Well, most of the ponies around here already think that Honeypot and I are sexual deviants. I mean, we're Earth Ponies, and Earth Ponies just want to screw everypony that walks around. That's not really the case, but... Lookit, I got to see that dream between Bumble, Luna, and Honeypot, and seeing Bumble suck a cock was kind of hot. I didn't think that I'd be into that, but I kind of was. So, I was thinking that maybe a nice Transgender pony, like that friend of Bumble's is dating, that... Stardust I think, Yeah, I think having a pony like that in the Herd would be kind of sexy. Somepony that wanted Bumble, and would be fine with us going at her tailhole with a strap-on. Just kind of got to talk Bumble into it. I sort of wonder what his buddy Whet would like like in a Dress."
"I'm kinda cool with who we have right now, but I wouldn't mind a Zebra... It's not exactly what you think, but I think they're sort of exotic, and I might have harbored just the slightest of crushes on Zecora. Nothing like I have for Bumble, but... A Zebra would be nice."
Flagrante is part of the herd. The Bonus Chapters mostly are parts of the canon story that I wanted to tell, but decided that them being little in between chapters would be cool. So, Bumble and Luna rutting Flagrante did happen. Fluttershy getting a Bumbler shoved up her tailhole did happen, Rainbow Dash and Big Mac having some alone time in the barn happened, Pound and Flurry together happened, and Diamond's interaction with Spoiled actually happened. (As for Diamond Tiara, she's discovering that money doesn't equal to getting into a school she doesn't have the grades for.)
The only Bonus chapter that is 'noncanon' is the alternate Universe one. Anytime one of those are going to be non-canon they will be listed as an alternate universe so everyone knows that it's being done for shits and giggles.
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"Ummm, I've got four moms, one Dad of course, and thirteen brothers and sisters. It sounds like a lot, and it is, but it's also wonderful. I was never not loved, and I had five parents to run to when there was a problem. Mama Arctic Breeze, my Pegasus Mama, tended to be a little over protective of all of us. She also was the one that told me when I found a good stallion to be sure to never let go, and to be willing to share. Because if I was then I'd get more than friends, I'd get lovers."
"I am. I'm teaching defense against Enthralls, Mind Manipulation, and Barrier Spells. I mainly teach during the Spring and Summer Terms though. The fall and Winter I spend in the Crystal Empire with Sunburst and Trixie... Yeah... we kind of herded a while back. It felt kind of natural, and Sunburst was okay with it. Trixie still goes out and does her shows, so when I'm teaching, and she's away, he's usually working for the empire and watching our three foals. Luckily they're very well behaved. Although Hoofdini, so named after Trixie's idol, actually lives up to his name. The little colt can get out of any trap, and trying to stop him from going somewhere usually turns into a challenge."
4404731 how often do you update? is this the normal schedule, or are you just on a writing spree? do you need an editor? I found quite a few typos and am willing to help you out gratis. What level of anthro are your characters? I have been imagining in my mind as level 3 of shepherd0821's anthro chart. How big is bumble's dick even? how big is he compared to other males he has run across?
Dearest Princess Luna,
All the Hail the Nightmother! Also, do you ever get the urge to role play in your old Nightmare Moon armor and have Pina Colada, Berry Punch, Honeydew as handmaidens and Bumble as your Prince-consort, maybe use Flagrante as a harlequin?
4405286 Hail Sithis
So Twilight what do you think of your prized pupil rutting Luna? Also follow up question have you been teaching anypony else since Bumble?
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Wow.... Okay, here goes. As far as Anthro goes, three on the chart is actually pretty accurate. I'm luckly that currently i've got time so i can update daily, and I would be honored to have somebody look over the chapters before publishing them. How big huh? Soft it's roughly 10 inches long, and as big around as a 20 ounce coke bottle, or roughly seven.seventy-eight inches. Fully erect he's thirteen inches long and ten inches around. The normal length, in the bumbleverse, for a stallion is about five inches in length, roughly one inch in diameter.
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"It has crossed, my, mind. It would be interesting to do, not to mention I believe it would be quite fun. Perhaps T'is something we may do, once things are settled."
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"I was surprised to find out about their, courtship, but they seem to make one another happy. And in a way I'm glad. Bumble needed to come out oif his shell. If anypony knows what that's like, it's me. Actually, I teach several students. Helping the Cutie Mark Crusaders learn new skills opened me up to the idea of teaching, and then helping Starlight made me realize I loved it.
I do tend to take a private student, and Bumble has been my latest. He's gifted, magically I mean.... I... I haven't checked him out or anything..
Ummmm.... I actually have a student I'm taking under my wing. Oh, speaking of which it's time to get back to work. Thanks for visiting!"
4405380 jesus he's got a veritable hammer. do you want to pm me a gdocs link to the chapters that are published so i can look them over?
4405888 Absolutely. I'll be more than happy to do so, although know that you're going to get a preview at the upcoming chapters as well. Hope that's okay,
- RJP
4405914 no problem