Yet Another Idea · 9:57pm Jan 11th, 2017
Grey sits.
Grey sits in a chair.
Grey sits in a chair as he looks out the window.
Grey sits in a chair as he looks out the window watching the little ponies go about their day.
The adorable, pastel colored, little ponies that call the magical world, he now lives in, home. Grey smiles and sighs contently. How was he going to repay his sister's incredible kindness?
A knock on the door interrupted his plots for revenge.
"Enter," Grey says.
An ivory hoof enters through the door, and Grey smiles. Shade stands in the doorway, with the door fully open, and carries saddlebags on her back.
"Hello," Shade speaks, "father."
"Hey, filly," Grey greets with a smile.
Shade stares at the dark gray stallion before her. "My friends, Princess Twilight Sparkle, and I have important friendship business to attend in Las Pegasus."
"Be safe, Shade."
Shade turns to leave and stops herself. She cranks her head around and glares at Grey. "You. Stay inside. I don't need little brats running around here calling me 'sister.' You keep yourself inside during estrus and if you let another mare in; I will chop off your dick."
"I can't help it that I'm so irresistible, Shade and that the ponies are very loving " A metal bookend crashes into his head and stops him mid sentence.
Shade steps on Grey's sheath which makes him squeak in pain, "I may have forgiven you and accepted you, but I will not forgive you for corrupting these ponies."
"Yes! Okay! Please stop!" Grey begs.
"If any of those Flower bitches are pregnant, well, things will not be pretty," Shade warns before stepping off of Grey's stallion-hood.
Grey whimpers, "If you had told me earlier about them I would have charged "
A kick to the ribs stops him from finishing his quip.
"I'll behave," Grey croaks, "I promise."
Should I bring Grey into "Her Sentence as a Pony?"
Oh yeah this can only get funnier from this point. "THE OMINOUS THREAT OF A LITTLE SISTER" I only shudder remembering when I was told at 5 yrs of age that I now had one.
4379327 >.> I never said she was having a sister. <.< Shh!
4379364 Threat...threat....not promise, nothing like having a trump card to hold in reserve.
Fine! The little sister will be Boulder!