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The Phantom Joker


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Jan
1st
2017

The Power of The Darkness Update. Also, a thank you. · 5:13pm Jan 1st, 2017

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Before we start, I'd just like to say thank you to everyone who commented on my How I Got My Scars blog post. It really means a lot to me.

Now then, let's crunch the numbers on The Power of The Darkness. Let's see here, after two days of being uploaded, there's eight dislikes on it so far, and... oh my, I'm still WAAAAAAAAY ahead in the "Likes and Favorites" colum, with a cozy 38 likes and 173 library additions. So, adding all that up, that's 211 people who enjoyed my first chapter and look forward to more. So, to the eight duchebags who disliked the story, and the idiot who wrote that hurtful comment, here's what I have to say to you:

Now then. moving right along, I've made a decision on the whole lightsaber thing. Both Gilda and Sunset will be getting not one, but TWO lightsaber whip-type deals. Gilda's will be black, while Sunset Shimmer's will be red. Lightning Dust gets the High Inquistor's spinning lightsaber, with one red blade and one black blade, and Starlight Glimmer... she builds an ARSENAL of lightsabers, because, you know,

Also, Gilda will eventually go by the alias "Whiplash Ren."

That's really about it.

Comments ( 5 )

ANND YOU HAVE EARNED A READER!

My only concern is that you're gonna do a Draco In Leather Pants thing with the Sith and The Dark Side.

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"Draco In Leather Pants?" What does that even mean?

4364690 You make a villain a good guy while completely glossing over their atrocities and evil deeds.

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Ah, okay. Don't worry, then, I'll see to it that that doesn't happen.

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