Christmas · 11:03am Dec 19th, 2016
Christmas seems to have rather sneaked up on me. It's like I looked at a calendar this morning and thought, woah! Only six days to go! Have they moved it earlier this year? But no, it's apparently the twenty-fifth of December every year! Go figure!
So I decided to get started on my Christmas shopping today. Amazon Prime is my true saviour. I should buy food at some point. I don't want to give the gift of starvation this Christmas.
Anyway, Sleepy Panda says I should post quotes from my son because he's hilarious. These are all genuine quotes. He's six.
I've seen four ambulances today. The people in Brighton must be very accident-prone.
—on the bus home
It's a love song that everybody in my class sings.
—speaking about "X and Y sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
Mix it up, like it's milk and fruit juice.
—a parody of a parody of Dynamite
Gods don't wear shoes and socks.
—really can't remember the context of this one
Lmao kids do say the darndest things
Wow. I had no idea you were a father who had his own children. The kid's quotations are some of the funniest I've seen since PEANUTS.
I've already done my shopping
"Gods don't wear shoes and socks" is probably the most amazing, accurate, and entirely random thing I've ever heard from a child. You're raising a champion there, Spark.
I liked the quotes from him