• Member Since 15th Dec, 2012
  • offline last seen Dec 29th, 2023

Eater-of-Worlds Smooze


I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

More Blog Posts16

  • 384 weeks
    Smooze Rises! (hits the Smooze button, and then goes back to sleep)

    It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch

    Read More

    0 comments · 366 views
  • 444 weeks
    In Response to Accusations of Villainy

    My fellow Smoozians,

    I am Lord Smooze. And I am, much like the rest of you, a mixture of good and evil. I would say, however, that I am mostly good, and all of me that is evil is a necessary evil.

    Read More

    2 comments · 355 views
  • 455 weeks
    Baaa

    Because this is the internet, here's a cute cat video.

    0 comments · 407 views
  • 455 weeks
    Mothers

    Hello, my faithful followers.

    Read More

    3 comments · 400 views
  • 462 weeks
    Dedicated to Tree Hugger

    Dear blog readers,

    Lord Smooze here.

    Read More

    3 comments · 369 views
Dec
19th
2016

Smooze Rises! (hits the Smooze button, and then goes back to sleep) · 9:38am Dec 19th, 2016

It (the next chapter of my story, Monster) lumbered slobberingly into sight and gropingly squeezed Its gelatinous purple immensity through the black doorway into the tainted outside air of that poison city of madness known as fimfiction. … The Thing cannot be described—there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order.

Hi there!

Yes, I'm still alive and kicking.

For those of you who have been paying even the slightest bit of attention to my story, "The Kindness", I have renamed it to "Monster" and have decided to take the story down a different path. I found myself lacking the writing skill to successfully write the story I wanted to write, so I have adapted, and have started down a new journey. Also, I have changed the last chapter (Chapter 10) quite significantly for those of you who read it when I first published it. I had too much writer's block (as you can tell from over two years of delay) and not enough writing skill to go down the path I wanted to when I first wrote this story, so I'm going down a different path, with hopefully no less satisfying an ending.

I am sorry that it took two years to publish a measly 10,000 words. I'm sure that most of my readership has grown old and died, along with every single of of their descendants, but I hope somebody is still alive in the futur desolate, post-apocalyptic hellscape With that being said, I am extremely busy, and will continue to be for the next few years. Expect intermittent publications, but do not ever fear my death, for that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.

Report Eater-of-Worlds Smooze · 366 views · Story: Monster · #Monster
Comments ( 0 )
Login or register to comment