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Ron Jeremy Pony


What to say about me... I'm a novelist, I enjoy writing Fanfiction (seriously I like it. Although I mainly do Justice League or Highschool of the Dead), and thanks to Dr. Whooves I found FIM.

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  • 53 weeks
    Damn, a Year?

    Well, consider my ass surprised. I looked and it's been a year since I've posted a blog. First, allow me to apologize for that. Next, allow me to go ahead and fill everyone in on what's been happening in my life up until now. So, as most of you likely know I've been working a day job, but I've been writing as well. Currently I'm working on a light novel series, and I'm hopeful that it will

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  • 126 weeks
    Rune Soldier, Happy Hearths Warming, and Merry Christmas

    So, for those of you still following the stories that I've written, or helped write, Rune Soldier by L0rd0f7hund3r has a new chapter written. I decided to work on it during my Christmas Vacation (One of the perks of working for a Beauty College), and wrote a nice little

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  • 143 weeks
    Other stories

    I've had a few questions about other stories that I'm working on. Original fiction, fan fiction, and the like. If anyone really would like to read some of it I'll be glad to leave a few links to the various Google docs that I'm working from.

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  • 144 weeks
    Still here, mostly

    Hi everyone. So, I'm sure that most of you have noticed that I've kind of gone silent. I've been working on original fiction, and honestly I've written another novel in the process. I will continue my fanfictions, but the original fiction has more or less taken presidence in my writing. I've been developing worlds, creating characters, and loving every moment of it. Between that in my job as

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  • 155 weeks
    Second Chapter nearly out

    So the second chapter of Can't Snuff the Rooster is nearly done. I managed to get a thousand words in after work last night and right now I'm on break. I figured that I would drop a little update. On top of that it feels good to be writing fairly consistently. In other news I'm attempting to get picked up by either an agent or a publishing house for my original fiction. Of course if it

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Dec
4th
2016

Bumbling Through My Education Update · 5:21am Dec 4th, 2016

I figured that it would be good to give an update for this story. As many of you know I'm working on no less than a dozen stories. It's my own fault. I tend to get an idea, and I chase after it like a dog chasing cars. The difference I know what to do with it when I catch it. So, anyway, I've been updating several of my stories, but that is not to say that I haven't been working on Bumbling Through My Education. So, this is a scene, specifically chosen to let you see the direction the story is heading.

The sound of the bell alarmed Bumble. Groaning he stretched and felt his back popping as he stood. His study habits had remained basically the same, and once again he had found himself inside of the library after it had closed. Although that wasn't quite the same as the library back in Ponyville. Back home, well Princess Twilight Sparkle had opened up her private library to the public to be used. Often when he fell asleep in it he'd wake up to hear somepony, or dragon rather, walking around and reshelving books. Spike had been more than kind to usually let him out, explain that he wasn't the first pony he'd ever seen fall asleep with a collection of books, and even wave off any apology explaining that he knew he was there.

This wasn't Princess Sparkle's library. This was the Canterlot University Library, and he was a bit more afraid that the librarian over it would be somewhat more cross with him. He stood, his horn ignited, and and he looked around. When he did there was a flash and suddenly several torches began to ignite. He walked toward one, waiting for a moment, and then held his hand near it. The flame didn't feel hot, but it looked real.

"Quite convincing, yes?"

Hearing the sound he turned around to see a mare in the shadow. Swallowing his nervousness he tried to smile, "Sorry, I seem to have fallen asleep while I was studying, umm, would it be any trouble to let me out?"

She stepped into the light and he realized that the mare wasn't just a mare, no, she was royalty. Instantly he bowed, giving the respect the Princess of the Night deserved.

"Please, do not give us, or me rather, such reverence. Here in this school I am a teacher, nothing more."

"Princess, I..."

"Bumble Hooves, it is fine."

He looked at her a little confused, "You know my name?"

She smiled, touching the table behind him and he watched as it disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"What in the world?"

She grinned, "It is a dream. You are sleeping, inside of the library, but still sleeping. Bumble, I've noticed something from your dreams, and from what I've observed while you've attended classes."

"Yes Princess?"

She smiled softly at him, "You're a diligent student, driven, intelligent, and you show a creativity that will truly help to move Equestria forward, but you are also very awkward around others. You seem, more withdrawn," she touched his shoulder, "I admire the desire to complete your project, but part of the reason for this college is to help students meet and communicate with one another. It is our truest hope that you will become friends with your fellow ponies."

He looked away, "I'm not really good at that."

She hugged him, her leg brushing between his own, and her experience with dreams, with how the body created the dream bodies, had taught her that the mind created the exact body of which it was housed inside of the dream. This made her eyes widened as she felt it. Thick, long, easily on par with any Minotaur. Her tongue touched her lips. It would be a dream, forgotten in a day or two, she could experience it, feel it, taste it, for these next few fleeting moments it truly could be hers.

Nine, resist! We will not abuse our subjects like this!

"Bumble," she said, her voice sounding heavy and full of need, "I...I must depart, but consider what I have said my little pony."

So yeah, I'm hoping that this small scene from one of the upcoming chapters meets everyone's approval.

Thanks again,

RJP

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