I think I wrote the longest comment in the history of fimfic.

OK so there was a thread in the HIE group "what would you really do if celestia took over earth and forced ponifocation on all people", here is what I wrote.

>>5667552
Well I'm an American so screw celestia if she took over, taking over the world is easy ruling it is hard.
I would bust out all of the sociopaths and psycho paths from jail with a group of freedom fighters, the former prisoners I would convince to join us, if they are murderers I wwould make them a guerilla group and letting them take whatever they want forming their own little messed up society. Then I would start intercepting paper work to celestia making a minor annoyance making them take a longer route causing delay, if they try a counter attack we take the temporary base and run somewhere secluded like Canada or Alaska forming a town out there. After surviving and creating a big population we attack small towns taking what we need and moving bases as needed, that continues until we cannot do so anymore. We raid a museum with guns, the museum has guns to remind the new ponies of the violent past. We then hire mercenaries to attack villages causing more havoc. We then target celestia with a sociopath sniper who has lost everything and everyone he/she cares about. If celestia has a shield we have sleeper bodyguards who have worked their way up to celestia's personal guard lowering the shield when needed. We then create a fake government created by a fake ruler and announce them to the world. Luna no doubt tries to find her sister's killer, but in vain, we have a fake town planted with bombs everywhere-they explode. Killing her guards she survives, fake guards take their place. A different or the same sniper tries to kill her the same as before, he fails. Luna executes him because she thinks it was him who killed her sister. Maids then poison her food after building up a tolerance to it, they taste her food to make sure of no poison, she eats and dies, or becomes sick. We then have the guards who protect her (my guards) the come into her room to giver her a medicine overdose putting her to sleep we then kill her. We now only habeas to deal with the elements and freedom fighters. Voila!! I think to much on world domination.

Comments

[Europa]

This is not even close to the longest comment. Get the fuck over yourself.

[AC97]

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He actually made a blog post on this? Is this some kind of a joke?

Also, I hate to break it to you (the author of this blog post), but the creation of a poorly thought-out wall of text with poor spelling and grammar is not something to be proud of.