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Heavyhauler75622


Trying to get these wonderful ideas out of my head and down for everyone to read...

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  • 175 weeks
    It finally happened...

    Last night, I finally attracted my first imbecile...

    And applied my first block, after YEARS of being here.

    I have discovered, to my amazement, that there are individuals here who write the most fulsome trash known to man; then spend their other waking moments playing "Kelsey Grammar N*zi" upon other writers, amongst other literary abuses...

    Now.

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  • 366 weeks
    Starlight Glimmer...

    Hey, peeps!

    Time for a little controversy...

    Glimglam...

    Love her or hate her, Starlight Glimmer is the flava of the year in S7. The Hasbro Mary Sue, some say...others, the emotionally damaged creature reaching for acceptance...

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  • 383 weeks
    Well, it's been out a day...

    Hi, Everyone!

    Well, it's been out for a day...

    "Buckball Mania"...a different kind of story. Usually, any story, or group of stories like a montage, focuses on a pony (person), or group of.

    "Buckball" actually focuses on the game, making it a mirror for the impact it makes on our ponies lives.

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  • 383 weeks
    Buckball Mania

    It's out...

    "Buckball Mania"...

    I have absolutely no idea where to promote this story. It's full of everypony, Equestria Girls, Princesses, and three Sirens...

    Help me out here, my friends...

    Thanks,

    Crystalheart...

    PS: This is a montage of little moments, all tied together by a game...so be ready...

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  • 383 weeks
    A new story...

    Hi, everyone...

    Just uploaded to the site a new one. 10,000 words. A few edits, and I'll make it live...

    In the meantime, a few hints...

    Ponyville purple, sky blue, and white...

    Won against Appleoosa red...

    Sure were a LOT of ponies in the stands...

    Soooo...MAYBE it's time for Equestria to have a professional sports team...

    And how they react to it...

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Nov
11th
2016

Okay...rant time...and other things... · 1:49pm Nov 11th, 2016

Allright...lemme pull this here soapbox over; I got something to say...

Regarding, "A Visit By Sunset Shimmer"...

I've been hit by two readers that disagree with my tagging the story with "Crossover"...

And probably will be hit with it many more times.

Now...my normal reaction to such things, at MY age, which is considerable, is to tell the individuals in question to figuratively get bent; MLP: FiM and MLP: EqG are two separate, distinct franchises, with occasional CROSSOVERS between them by two characters.

Simple, easy, quick. The showrunners, when asked the question about it, say the exact same thing. And (SPOILER), Sunset Shimmer herself says the exact same thing to Flash Sentry in MLP: EqG "Legend of Everfree", just as she punches him in the arm.

Soooo...until Lauren, Jayson, Mitch, or Jim, or their sucessors in the future, (hopefully a VERY LONG TIME in the future) say different...the "Crossover" tag stays right where it is...

Somebody wants different; write your own story...


Now, on to more pleasant things...

Some of you may notice, I don't do clop or gore. I do describe horror events that may be part of a story, though...just as I sometimes point out that ponies don't wear clothes usually.

I don't want to take an "easy" path in writing. I can certainly go the "...and then they f*cked..." way in stories, but I find the challenge of getting clothing that looks like what the girls wear in EqG on to a group of ponies fitting my pistol better. Not to mention describing those clothes to Rarity to have her create them...

One story that rides the ragged edge of this is "Two mares walk into a bar...", which was a cussfest. An idea that we came up with on Semper Filly and the Sophiecabra picture that's included with the story, "Mares" explores what Celestia might do when boredom, fustration, and lack of companionship and intimacy finally gets to one Benevolent Light In The World.

The other is "Spitfire's Callsign". A horrifically embarassing moment for the Captain of the Wonderbolts. And a reason why she whispered her nickname to Rainbow Dash...

I also try to flesh out characters in a more complete and mature way. I have frequently pointed out in stories that although I dont write sex scenes, our ponies are certainly aware of the anatomical features and differences between mares and stallions. They just value their privacy regarding intimacy.

They drink. Not usually to excess, though. Some of them are connoseurs. AJ certainly is, as a producer of cider. RD would be, given her love of the stuff. The idea that Celestia is not a "morning pony" just breaks me up.

They have definite opinions. They make mistakes, sometimes bad ones. And sometimes they are just who they are.

And they can be obsessive.

You'll see...


Crystalheart

PS: A shout out to all of you that enjoy my work! I would write anyway. These candy-colored ponies...they get to you. You want to talk about them, tell their stories, write about their lives. I want to acknowledge Fimfiction.net for giving me a place to share it at, and all of you, for reading it...

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