Who's ready for a red cancer cell?

As a good friend put it, we were either getting a red dildo up the ass or a blue dildo. My body was frightened either way.

(obligatory cancer)

Alright Mr. President, let's see what you can do.

Comments

[Shadow rift]

That's all we can really say.

Thank GOD IT WASNT HILLARY...

[Catla]

Trumpy Tiara

[Necrogen Lord]

At least we'll get way more jokes out of a Trump Presidency than we would have with Hillary. Trump is easy to make jokes out of and he takes it in stride while Hillary would ensure that you'd have your shit broken by her crazy followers.

[Jack of a Few Trades]

Wow, stealing not one, but two jokes from me? I'm calling the police

[StarTrotter]

Blue, at least then you can tell when you broke something.

[Cydox Crescent]

"Which hand do you want to cute off: the left, or other right?" No matter what we choose the end result is the same. A lot of pain, a sense of loss, and resentment for having to choose in the first place. Sure, we can rationalize and pick the better option for ourselves. "One hand is my dominant, so if I cut the other I'll eventually recover and adapt." But I don't see why we must pick between two despicable options to begin with. If Democracy is the voice of the people, why must we hate what's being said? Why must our voice be one we despise?

Something a friend said

[Indeliblink]

18.3% of our country decided it would be a good idea to put this bigoted prick at the wheel of the largest industrial power in the world.

Thanks, idiots.

[Colorful Melody]

I'm crying from laughter

[Quillamore]

Whoever made this picture is bad and should feel bad. They might have the same initials, and they might've had a similar plotline, but for the love of Celestia, Diamond Tiara had a reformation arc! That shows way more dedication to bettering herself than Trump!

[Brony kaiju soldier]

All we can do is wait and see what happens, and, in 2020, give him the boot if he really screws up. Let's just be glad that it isn't Mike Pence at the helm right now.