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The Phantom Joker


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Nov
8th
2016

The one Marvel Character I despise · 12:36am Nov 8th, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Just thought I'd drop in and chat with you guys a bit. Now, as anyone who's been following me for long enough knows, I'm a pretty big Marvel fan (although these days I've jumped onto the DC Comics bandwagon). In fact, I probably know more about Spider-Man than I do Batman. However... there is one Marvel character that I truly despise more than any other. That character is...

Yes. I hate, hate, hate, hate Deadpool aka Wade Wilson. Fun fact, his name isn't even Wade Wilson. It was the name of some guy he thought he killed, but didn't. Honestly, as far as I'm concerned this guy's name is actually Gary Stu, because, to all intents and purposes, that's what he is. He has the MAGIC FREAKING SATCHEL, make platforms out of his own lunatic ramblings, and flirts with death itself. Quite honestly, if anybody in the Marvel Universe had any sense, they'd follow the procedure in this video:

Well, have a nice evening!

Comments ( 9 )

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The entire point of his character is to be a parody.
He isn't meant to be taken seriously. He's meant to be a joke, really.

4289548 yeah, pretty much

If you hate deadpool, then you really don't understand the point of his existence. The narwhal assassin has a point here.

You're dead to me. That's your opinion and I respect that. No comment.

...... you.... completely and utterly don't get Deadpool then if you think that he's a Gary Stu.

Yay, someone else gets why I hate this character. Wooo. I'm too tired to feel emotions right now.

He is the parody we need, not the one we deserve.

Or is it the other way around

I see what you mean...I personally like him...Because you aren't suppoused to take him seriously. He is a joke character, nothing else. But I get it.

I am in no way offended by this blog (as we are all entitled to our own opinions), but I am going to say this:
He's a joke character. He's not meant to be taken seriously.

As for the whole 'Gary Stu' thing... Never even heard of this guy.
If I'm personally honest with you, I think that his actual name is Wade Wilson.

He's basically a comical parody of DC's Slade Wilson, AKA - Deathstroke.

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