• Member Since 6th May, 2016
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Spherical Narcissist

I regret nothing.

Spherical Narcissist Joined 6th May, 2016 · Offline

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  • 360 weeks
    Hooray for relapse!

    Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.

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  • 371 weeks
    In a self loathing cycle

    I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I

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  • 374 weeks
    Got turned down by three people

    All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.

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  • 374 weeks
    Hey, guys.

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  • 375 weeks
    (Ass)thetic

    Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. :pinkiesmile:

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Nov
2nd
2016

I NEED JESUS · 4:08pm Nov 2nd, 2016


THERE'S A COWBOY HAT SNAPCHAT FILTER AND I CAN'T STOP QUOTING BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. MY FRIENDS AND I STARTED TALKING ABOUT IT AND HOW IT HAS AN ARTICLE ON CONSERVAPEDIA. I LOOKED THE MOVIE UP SINCE IT'S BEEN SEVERAL YEARS SINCE I'VE SEEN IT, AND I LEARNED THAT THERE'S A FUCKING OPERA! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEED TO SEE THIS. I'M GONNA CRY. I JUST KNOW IT. THE MOVIE WAS SO DEPRESSING. JUST IMAGINE A DEPRESSING OPERA ABOUT GAY COWBOYS. DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUCKING AWESOME?

*opera voice* YOU KNOW I AINT QUEEEEEEER!!!

Report Spherical Narcissist · 281 views · #Gay cowboys #cry #this movie #blossomed my love #for black haired boys #Jake Gyllenhaal is precious #as is Heath Ledger #RIP
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