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Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

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Oct
16th
2016

Clowns · 11:06pm Oct 16th, 2016

Clown Sightings
Since this cancer has spread to pretty much everywhere, I decided to[CONSUME.ENHANCE.REPLICATE] do some reading on the subject. Turns out it originated in the US. Somehow I'm not surprised. If you are from the US I mean no offense. It's just that many customs we Brits see as 'stupid', 'pointless' or 'ridiculous' have their origins in the US. Take trick-or-treat'ing for example. Though it's popular with the kids, it's still[CONSUME.ENHANCE.REPLICATE] nowhere near as popular with the general populace as it is in the US.

Now we have killer clowns wandering around at night.:facehoof:

I swear to God if I see a guy (or girl) dressed as a 'killer clown' after dark I'm gonna'[CONSUME.ENHANCE.REPLICATE] the shit outta' them.

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Yah, this has become far more than just a stupid prank - this has become a bonafide outbreak of dumb.

I'm Canadian, so I can agree with you regarding the "many customs we Brits see as 'stupid', 'pointless' or 'ridiculous' have their origins in the US" point, though every American I've met here has been wonderful! So I guess once again it's the "anonymous" fringe of society that has taken it upon itself to create a real-life "meme", and America is the embarrased mod that wishes to God it could just delete the entire board and start over.

Has this really gotten so widespread as make it to where other parts of the world are... "affected?"

Good people d***it! Clowns are not killers!

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4259831 These clowns are nothing compared to these klowns.

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LOL! Loved that movie! NICE! Very true, TitB, very true.

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4267213 Its sequel Return of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space is coming in 2018 as well.

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WHAT!? Seriously?? AMAZING!

... wait, does that mean all of this clown activity could be some incredibly elaborate ploy to promote the sequel? That'd be so crazy. LOL! Thanks for the info!

:pinkiehappy:

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