Money, Money, Money · 3:29am Sep 30th, 2016
Yeah, money is a stupid idea anyways. Why must we need it to survive in this cruel world, eh? Bah! I'm done trying the conventional way since no one wants to hire me for unknown reasons. Awkward excuses and interviews are running me ragged and my only escape is leaving me with dry pockets. Parents want to take away my laptop (even though I am 19), but I get where they're getting at. I'm living pretty much for free.
I was hoping to get published on Amazon and make a little side boob cash, but I'm pretty much done with that idea after my account got all jacked up before my editor could reach me. I was thinking on becoming a male stripper for a female audience, but I got a pot belly (pun intended) from smoking and eating and the job pretty much requires me to do exactly the opposite of being lazy like a good little stoner I am. In fact, I'm so strapped for cash, I'm bumming off my friend for 'samples' of his product, and my mom just so I don't get all down and shit from my depression and the tiny voices inside of my brain. Seriously, MPD is messed up.
ANYWHO! I was wondering if you guys and gals could give me some ideas to make a little cash so I can pay my rent like I'm supposed (which is pretty much my phone bill apparently). I'm even selling my shit on Steam so that my step dad can get the cash to buy his own games.
Ideas!
