LYLER IS HERE TO SPEEK

HALLWER. PROIEST IS GOEN. SO I VOLUNTEERED TO GIVE UPDATE. ES LYLER. BE VERY EXCITE CAUSE PROIST HAF BEIG NEWS.

FERST. IF YOU LERK ON HIS HERM PAEGE. YOU SEE HE HAS A NEEEEEW TING! ITS FOR STORIES HE IS TRYING TO UPDATE DAILY FOR WRITIGN ERRY DAY. IS GUD. YOU READ. MAYBE? YES? VERY YES. THE STERIES ERENT FEATURE FUEL, BUT THEY R SILLY.

SECRND. HE AND ANNYPENNYCIL R TWERKING VERY HARD OVER PERENTS NIGHTER OUT. IS SCURY. VERY SCURY. SCURY IN SEXY WAY. NOT SAFE FOR BOOM BOOM. RAINBOM READ THOUGH. SHE LIKE.

TURD. I MAKE POOPIE JOKE.

FOR. HE IS GOING TO BE ON INTERNET ON FRIESDAY. DOING PODCAST WITH SARCASMBRONY. IT BE GOOD. U WATCH, YES? YES.

PRIES SAY IF I DO GOOD, I GET MAKE MORE BLOGGIES. SO PLEASE SAY IF I DO GOOD.

I FOUND THIS IN THE SHOWER. IS MY NEW FRIEND. YOU LIKE?

Comments

[Jakomi of the Rose]

*Shakes head* What the Hela did I just read?

[Majin Syeekoh]

why was there an avocado in the shower

[Flammenwerfer]

Glad I inspired this lmao

[Milk_Barcast]

YES LYLER. AM LIKE BLOGGIES. U SHUD DO MOR.

[DwarvishPony]

My eyes! What did I just read?! Why did I subject myself to it?!

[anonpencil]

...I am much excite.
Will there be potato?

[Enigmatic Otaku]

Bloggies?

I read that as Bloogies.

[Nebulus]

TURD. I MAKE POOPIE JOKE.

The Hamlet of blog updates.

[Vylon]

NEXT CHAPTER: PRIEST X LYLER ROMANCE CLOP

[Agri_Yob]

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I can count to potato.

[nothingtoseehere]

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Oh shit, it's Nebulus. Hey, Nebulus. How's that Bonbon thing coming? Just polishing up the final draft, biding your time? Cool, man. Cool, cool, cool.

Hey, you know what would be great? I mean, like, completely awesome? It would be completely, greatly awesome if you let me come over to your house to help you work on that Bonbon thing. I could, y'know, make you soup and tea whenever you get hungry or thirsty, and screen your phone calls for unnecessary distractions like family or work, and wash you once a day and keep you turned so you don't get bedsores, and massage your legs so you don't die from deep vein thrombosis. Before you finish that Bonbon thing, anyway. 'Cause that would be just horrible.

Just too, too bad.

So go ahead and shoot me your address in a pm. Sure, I'll have to put my own life on hold for a bit, but hey. Sacrifices must be made.