Followers (cont.)

Why does anyone follow me. I do fuck-all.
Seriously. Like, I might do editing work - that is, if anyone asks me. This is my second blog post. Overall. I have NO stories (mostly because I can't write for shit) and I have no drawing skills.

Fucking why.

Comments

[Ponyess]

I just checked your page due to your following me.
Yet, since your blog came out on top I ended up reading it.
Now it left me wondering what stories you may enjoy, for reading as well as editing.
You may have noticed how I have numerous stories to my name, here at my FiM page alone?
With that out of the way, some of these could benefit from a hint of editing and if you like, have a go at it?

[Hipparcos]

4213535 I'll be glad to! Thank you for the opportunity!

(218 stories... Christi Deus...)

[Ponyess]

4214067 It does add pretty damn fast, when the Muse is on a writing spree.
Anything in particular you enjoy reading, it should be more inspiring if you enjoy the story I think.
Or, you could just jump right into the first story you find(interesting)?

[Hipparcos]

4215280 I'll probably just jump into the first one that catches my eye.
Do you mind if I make small changes here and there to make sentences easier to understand? I won't change what they mean, just how they're worded.

[Ponyess]

4215664 Just let me know.
If you have any ideas that could enhance the joy for the readers, I am open to suggestions.

[Sir Kuljurk]

I'd never ask you to review for me because you have a Pony Creator pony as an avatar and I prefer to judge a book by its cover.

[Hipparcos]

4342983 Hehe... yeah, I should probably change that. I imagine it isn't terribly flattering.

[flux the unhinged]

I saw you blowing up on some story's comment section and decided to mess with your head
...
kek

[Hipparcos]

4398805 Yeah, but mess with me how?

[flux the unhinged]

4399225 by following you of course

[Hipparcos]

4399229 Oh. I don't usually bother with that. It'd explain why I hadn't noticed.

[Rockstar_Raccoon]

Oh wow, I bet you'd be GREAT to follow! :D

[Hipparcos]

4757484
Wait what
Why

[Rockstar_Raccoon]

4757488
Because clearly you are someone who should be followed!

I could like, make a blog post to try and get everyone reading Displaced Into Nothing to follow you. Would you like that? :D

[Hipparcos]

4757490
I wouldn't know what to do with myself. I'd feel pressured into writing, and I can't write for shit. I'd need some help, if this were to happen.

If you do make a blog post, I'll take it that you volunteered. Just a thought.

When I do write, though, I'm told I'm decent at it.

[Rockstar_Raccoon]

4757500
Dropping the trolling, if you want some advice on writing stories, the larger blog posts for Displaced Into Nothing are mostly about professional writing techniques.

[Hipparcos]

4757531
Hmm. I'll look into them.