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The Phantom Joker


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Sep
14th
2016

The Sucide-Verse is now Terra-Equus 47. Also, clarification on my clopfic policy. · 7:20pm Sep 14th, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, seeing as I've been adding more and more DC Universe monikers and elements to the Suicide-Verse besides the Suicide Squad, I've decided to change the name of the verse. However, since there's a great plenty of non-DC elements and monikers, plus since I can't think of any good mash-up names that haven't been used yet, I have decided to re-name the Suicide-Verse...

Terra-Equus 47

I will also be setting up a group for this verse as well. Also, about the next chapter of Why So Serious?. The Narwhal Assassin has school and I have a longer work shift as well and I work weekends too. I was only able to make it to my public library because it was my day off. In other words, the next chapter is going to take some time to get ready, but we will try to have it out as soon as possible. After all, we've got Lantern Corps and a Justice League (Princess Celestia's equivalent to Luna's Suicide Squad) to put together.

Now, onto the second part of this post. I know there were some of you who seemed a little confused by what I said in that blog post where I declared that I would never, ever, ever, ever write a clopfic. Look, guys, I understand if you enjoy that kind of thing, but quite honestly, writing that sort of thing is not my cup of tea. That being said, I'm okay with IMPLIED sexual content, innuendo, and a little nudity, just as long as it's kept at a PG-13 level. I've said it once and I'll say it again, the only reason I have M-rated stories is because of the strong foul language and/or the violence and the blood and guts. In retrospect, I think there's a one or two of my M-rated stories that I think could've gotten away with a T-rating, like Arkham Knight: Agent of Harmony for instance. I mean, VampDash and I bleeped out the Arkham Knight's swearing for crying out loud. But, I'm not gonna go back and change them, what's done is done.

Well, that's all for today, kiddies! Remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!

Comments ( 2 )

I know there were some of you who seemed a little confused by what I said in that blog post where I declared that I would never, ever, ever, ever write a clopfic.

Since I was the only one that actually commented on that post, I'll just assume you're talking about me.

I wasn't confused about the clop-refusal, that much I can understand, it's just that when some people say 'no clop', they occasionally mean 'complete prude'. I was just asking to clarify that the story wouldn't go out of its way to avoid the more risque situations and humor by completely ignoring them.

...You did say that they would be having kids after all.

I'm flattered that you used the name I had.
To be honest, I was trying to come up with something that sounded smart.
It roughly translates to "Horse Earth", after all...

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