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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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    So I asked Gemini AI...

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  • 21 weeks
    So...

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  • 33 weeks
    Editing help

    Yes, I'm calling out for editors again. I want to submit a story to the Cozy Glow contest, and I want to make sure that the story I just wrote for it is good, or "wow, that's a jumbled mess of ideas, far too mean, and the ending is terrible."

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Sep
11th
2016

My 4th Cracked article! · 5:35pm Sep 11th, 2016

So every now and again, I write for Cracked.com! Today my fourth Cracked article came out! You can read it here.

Also, if you're interested, you can read the other three here here and here.

I also did another Reading Sins: A Puppet to Her Fame

I'm also slowly, but surely moving forward on another Gwenwyn update, so that's fun. And I'm only about a chapter away from finishing the Rainbow Rocks arc of TD v EQG. TD is going to have so much fun with Principal Cinch. Prince should be over soon, too. I know I keep saying that. I would update more, but I am back in school for my final semester. That and I'm working my way through The Wire. About 1/4th of the way through Season 2. Really enjoying it. It also doesn't help that I'm re-playing Knights of the old Republic II using a mod that replaced about 2/3rds of the content that the creators cut for time purposes when they originally released the game.

I also found out that, because of my epilepsy, I can't sell my blood for money. Oh well.

I did enjoy the new episode. Broke my heart when Scoots said "I know what it's like to want something out of reach." She'll fly before the end of the show! This I swear!

Traditional cute pony pic.

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Comments ( 12 )

Wow, you're really good at those articles.

Wait, what am I saying?

Of course you are!

You're BronyWriter!

Broke my heart when Scoots said "I know what it's like to want something out of reach."

You and me both, man. :applecry:

Ha read that this morning

Click bait? And on a site like cracked.com? I thought I was at rock bottom, but I'm strangely cheered to know there's further to go.

4206343 hey, Cracked didn't used to be the click bait site it is now. When I wrote that article it wasn't. I don't think my article is click bait.

4206524
Clickbait

relying on sensationalist headlines or eye-catching thumbnail pictures to attract click-throughs

In order, your article names are: "6 minor details that reveal major things about movie worlds", "6 dumbest mistakes supposedly smart movie characters make", "10 old toys that made sense in their era and nowhere else", and "5 movies filmed in most insane way imaginable". You don't think that calling something, "the most insane way imaginable" isn't sensationalism?

Cracked has been a clickbait site for several years now, and doubled down on SJW-pandering in 2014 to try to make up for declining views. If your articles were written after that point, then for you, Cracked has always been as bad as it is now.

4206542 Only half of them were. First two weren't. Besides, I don't pick the titles.

4206613 Well, be that as it may, I'll happily read your works here, but skip anything on cracked.com.

What the hell's a Cloverfield?

Cloverfield isn't the monster, it's the name of the protocol to launch the nuke. So-called because the first thing to grow back after a nuclear detonation is clover.

That raises all sorts of new questions, not the first of which is why the Predators haven't found anything better to do with their time. But just how far back does their tradition go? Hundreds of thousands of years? Millions?

AVP contains a clip of Predators battling Aliens at the pyramid site, before Antarctica was frozen.

created a tachyon field (comic book science) that blocked Dr. Manhattan from seeing the future,

Not comic book science. Tachyons are theoretical particles theoretically created in high-energy situations like a nuclear bomb blast. They're theoretically fucky according to quantum mechanics, and to a being like Dr. Manhattan would create a "fuzzy" area of spacetime. It's a huge plot point that not only can he not see the future, in the events leading up to the finale he can't see anything. That was the point of the tachyons to begin with, as they'd fuzz his ability to see around any point in time from that point in time.

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