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The Phantom Joker


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Sep
7th
2016

Why So Serious? Joker and Pinkie · 7:29pm Sep 7th, 2016

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Well, the doc for Chapter 2 of Why So Serious? is now in the hands of my co-author/editor. Oh, we've got such big plans for the Suicide-Verse. In fact, these plans are going to seem like the DC Comics universe/multiverse thingy is being infused with my alternate Equestria. Oh, and Applejack will eventualy be the Mysterious Mare Do Well/Discount Batman. She and Joker will have a relationship similar to Batman and Red Hood, where they work together sometimes, but they also punch each other in the face just as much if not more often. Trust me when I say that Applejack/Mare Do Well will be a product of her enviroment. :raritywink:

Anyways, moving onto the real meat and potatoes of this post, Joker and Pinkie Pie. As you all know, I plan on having these two become not just husband and wife, but parents of twins named Wild Card and Whirling Dervish. Unlike Harleen Quinzel, though, it's not gonna be easy for Mr. J to make Pinkie his Harley Quinn. He actually has to try to win her over, not just play her for a fool and seduce her. Among Joker's attempts to win over Pinkie will be this song:

Thoughts? Anyways, that's all for today, kiddies! Remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!

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Oh, and Applejack will eventualy be the Mysterious Mare Do Well/Discount Batman.

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She and Joker will have a relationship similar to Batman and Red Hood, where they work together sometimes, but they also punch each other in the face just as much if not more often.

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Unlike Harleen Quinzel, though, it's not gonna be easy for Mr. J to make Pinkie his Harley Quinn. He actually has to try to win her over, not just play her for a fool and seduce her.

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