I might need someone to help me with some art

Well,
after a somewhat unneeded break from FoE: Odd Jobs
I remembered that:
1. Holy shite (I can speak the British too) I really need to get back on working on the story
2. I wish I could have forgotten how hard it is to get people to read your stories
3. Maybe if I had someone help me draw some story art, Odd Jobs might get some attention
4. I need to go outside more

(That last one wasn't that important)

The point I'm trying to make is that I could really use some help creating art for my story
I would draw it myself, but I don't know a head from an arse when it comes to digital art
(The image is in my mind but it doesn't wan't to go on the 'paper'!)

so please help

This is likely pointless and I will gain nothing from this so I will probably delete this post in a short period of time