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The PatioHeater


I'm a writer for all sorts of things, pony or otherwise. Like what you read? Follow me on Patreon!

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  • 50 weeks
    Huh? Oh yeah! This website exists!

    Just browsing my laptop and found a bookmark for some random ass group on this site here. Turns out I completely forgot about this website entirely!

    Shocked to see activity on my stories, like comments and that, as recent as 2021. Mindblowing that!

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  • 301 weeks
    My Little Rainbows 2 update

    I mean, like, if any of you will actually read this but whatever.

    I know I said I was going to update it all within a week of the first chapter being released, having most of the remaining chapters completed, but I noticed something important...

    They were shit.

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  • 322 weeks
    MY LITTLE RAINBOWS IS NEARING COMPLETION!

    If you didn't notice I actually posted an update to that story you care about!

    Whle that was an april fools joke it was accompanied by the release of the REWRITE!

    IT'S REAL!

    IT'S THERE FOR YOU TO SEE!

    IT'S ON MY PROFILE!

    IT'S CALLED "MY LITTLE RAINBOWS 2: RAINBOW HARDER"

    READ IT!

    IT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WATING FOR!

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  • 322 weeks
    Anyone have a spare room in manchester?

    I'm being kicked out my house because the landlord is selling the place.

    I need a place to stay until the end of august when I can move in with my friend.

    I'll pay some rent (£240 + whatever my share of bills would be is my maximum)

    I would appreciate any help but if not, that's cool. Just trying my luck.

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  • 371 weeks
    An update

    So, just a little update about things.

    I got a job! I'm now a Ramp Agent at the airport, which is mainly baggage loader to begin with but after the probation period I can be trained to drive all the little cars around, even push the planes! Also, THERE IS NO CUSTOMER INTERACTION! I can't tell you how happy I am about that. I really hate customers now. Just sick of them.

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Aug
10th
2016

I'm getting there · 11:38am Aug 10th, 2016

(Tagging all my stories as I want people to know what I'm doing. Turns out I can't do that... I'll just do MLR instead)

Turns out Patreon is a little more complicated than I thought it would be.

I have a plan now though. Hopefully I can launch my patreon on the 1st of september with a bunch of new content and a good idea what to do next, with a regular schedule of uploads I can stick to, which is yet to be deciced.

Because I genuinely value your input I'm gonna let you know a little of what I'm planning.

firstly, there are going to be 5 stories of mine that I will be working on, the degree to which will be put up to a vote from the patrons. These are:

My Little Rainbows - You know what this is already

Scootaloo Origins (working title) - A story in which Scootaloo discovers her past and the fate of her parents. A slightly dark story with plenty of action

A Human in Equestria story (title undecided) - An explatorative spaceship crashes on Equestria. All its inhabitants die in the crash, save for one. How will this one man cope on this alien world populated by talking, colouful horses? This story is supposed to be considerably darker than my others, not gore or anything like that though, just thematically.

Twilight's parents (title undecided) - A story of how Twilight Sparkle's parents met. A nice slice of life fic about how two ponies met and fell in love. That's it. Might turn into a series of stories similar to MLR if I fancy it.

Back to Equestria II - If people care to look they can see my old BtE story and also see how bad it is. The point of this is to rewrite it better and more in keeping with what I wanted it to be, not a blatant copy of the source material. So think of as a sequel in much the same way as Evil Dead 2 is to Evil Dead.

Plans for all the above are coming along nicely...ish. I've got enough going on to, hopefully, not get burnt out on any one of them for long, a problem I've had before.

Other than the stories I really plan on just doing stuff, pony and not so pony, to provide people with content. One plan is to make ten minute stories on youtube based on random prompts provided by patrons, but this is for a later date when, hopefully, I can devote a larger portion of my time to writing and being creative in general.

A better, more thorough explanation of my planes will be released at a later date when they are more concrete. THERE WILL BE REWARDS! (obviously)

If anyone cares about me in general. I'm good. Back in Spalding with my mum now, sadly. Didn't want to but my plans to move to manchester have been postponed for a bit. If anyone wants to I wouldn't mind meeting up. I don't have friends here, at least ones not readilly available, so company I'm not related to would be nice.
I'm unemployed again, but this time I don't feel so bad about it, because now I can devote more time to this kind of stuff.
I had a trial shift at Costa here the other day for a job. They like me because I'm good at my job. Plus I saw hope poor everyone else is there and I am actually better, I'm not even bragging. Plus it's filthy. My old store got low marks on cleanliness, but oh my god was it bad at Spalding's one. I am very tempted to reject it and either just go for this writing malarky or something with better hours and better pay.
That's about it for me. I hope everyone else is having a good day, and if not I'm sorry but I'm sure things will start looking up.

Anyway, I hope this gets you excited. I am a little. Let me know any thoughts you have!

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