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Aug
3rd
2016

I Am So Close To 300, I Can Taste It... · 3:54pm Aug 3rd, 2016

As of the time of me writing this, my follower counter is at 295. I'll save the tears and speech of how much I love you guys for when I actually hit that number (If I actually hit it, of course). So, my basic question to you is...

The hell am I supposed to do? What's the acceptable thing to do to celebrate a follower milestone like that? Should I do a Q&A? Or something? I'm open to suggestions, even if that suggestion is "Do nothing, delete your account, never write stories ever again, you succ!"

295 followers is more than I could have ever dreamed. Can't believe I got here. I love you guys, all 295 of you (Except for you, Prince Conjure, you're still a dick).

Now, if you excuse me, I have stories to fuck up!

Report chillbook1 · 288 views · #IRL #Followers #300 #Whoo!
Comments ( 15 )

Hmm, you could do a Q&A but I also know someone who's done a live stream of him playing video games. Just my suggestions, you don't have to take them.

...Y-you could wr-write a story, p-perchance?:pinkiesad2:

4129651 Yea, fresh content is probably a good idea. I have a bunch of one-shots in my pocket that I haven't done anything with... Sadly, though, I feel like my one-shots have been getting less and less funny ever since The Alicorn Curse.

I'll try to kick the apparent trend.

4129616 Live stream might be a bit much, to be honest. I don't know the first thing about streaming (also, I suck at video games, nobody wants to see that)

4129674 Hey, you could always MST3 youself while live streaming, there is nothing wrong with making fun of yourself from time to time. I've done it.

QnA or new story if you ask me. Especaly if dirty humur is involved.:twilightsheepish:

4130000 Sorry, but I don't actually know what you're asking.

I Am So Close To 300, I Can Taste It

I can't imagine what that tastes like. Probably a whole bunch of sweaty dudes. Q&A would work out, have people fire off questions they wanna ask you and whatnot. Or you could heavily riff ona your most popular stories. Do a bit of a showing and take some of those one-shot ideas toss 'em at us and see what sticks.

i like the idea of a Q&A

on a side note when i followed you your count was at 294 so i feel honored

4130093 It actually tastes rather salty, with a bit of a bitter edge near the end. Like bacon and black tea.

I'm thinking about a kinda Cinema Sins type of thing, where I point out everything wrong with my best and worst stories (middle ground is no fun).

Hm... This might be fun, actually.

4130125 Welcome to the final 5!

Q&A is almost definitely happening. Go ahead and start prepping your questions! (Cut to the awkward moment when I never make it past 299)

4130041 I think he's referring to the song by the band Blur. Look it up, it's actually not bad.

4130041 Ok "Song 2!"

4130269 You "Song 2"ed! Yea Yea!

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