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Dusty the Royal Janitor


Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

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  • 19 weeks
    That Time of the Season Once Again

    Hello all, hope everybody is having a good holiday.

    I'm a bit too hopped up on eggnog right now to really go into depth, but for anybody who remains who cares to hear it, I'll try and have a status update pretty soon.

    Hope everybody is enjoying the season! Merry Christmas~!

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  • 64 weeks
    I found some VINTAGE Brony Meme Stupidity in the back of my closet

    So, no real work done on anything creative right now, my dudes. Still working through my shit. Getting a lot of therapy, but unfortunately the "greater situation" I'm dealing with is both existential, ongoing, and an annoyingly hot topic right now, so it's an uphill battle.

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  • 71 weeks
    Happy Yearly Holiday Update

    Huh. I wonder if anybody still checks this page. I've been pretty dead on this site for a while now.

    Happy Holidays to everybody out there who still finds themselves entranced by stories of technicolor equines. I hope everybody is having a Merry Christmas.

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  • 123 weeks
    The Yearly Holiday Janitorial Update

    *peeks in*

    ...Is anybody even still watching this space?

    So, another year has gone by and I'm afraid, once again, I have little to show for it.

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    5 comments · 500 views
  • 175 weeks
    Christmas Wishes, Apologies, and Updates

    Hello, everybody. Long time no... well... anything really.

    It's been exactly one year since I've given anybody here any blog whatsoever, and that was just a quick Christmas gag. It's been even longer since I've actually given anybody any updates on any of my stories or what's going on in my life.

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Jul
27th
2016

That feel when... · 12:11pm Jul 27th, 2016

...you're scrolling through FiMFiction and find a story with a premise that is the most perfect thing you've ever seen, only to actually read it and find that it's the most amateur-hour dreck.

In other news, I'm trying to write again, but the only thing I feel inspired to write is completely new stories over my established ones, so you may or may not see some new stories soon.

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What is this story that you consider to have the perfect premise?

Whatever helps you get back into the spirit of writing. :twilightsmile:

I know that feeling to well. It's like that everytime I look at my own writing.

4115773 Speaking of which, are you still working on that Singularity guest chapter, or did you abandon it? I respect your decision either way, of course.

I'd rather write my idea poorly then let someone else use it! Mwahahaha! :pinkiecrazy:

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This time around it was "Fluttershy goes through a portal and lands in Zootopia"

Lotta fuel to make a really funny and cute short story out of that. But the structure and mechanics of the story were all out of whack and the pace was so breakneck that it used 90 percent of its joke material in about 1000 words and fumbled every single one.

4115840 I put it on hiatus, then forgot about it. I should have time to finish it this weekend if I dot start stumbling over his speech again.

I forgot, can we submit more than 1 chapter? As there are two others that I can think of that I wouldn't mind writing for. And both arn't nearly as hard to write.

4116365 Of course, you can submit as many as you're willing to write. :twilightsmile:

Writing isn't like riding a bike. You leave it for too long, and you'll get rusty. I should know.

No problem. As long you don't become one of those FimFiction writers that start tens of stories and never finish any of them, you're fine. :derpytongue2:

4117814 You okay there bud? You got a little...lotta...sweat...there. :rainbowhuh: ( :derpytongue2: )

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