A Reason Why I Haven't Updated Recently (No, The Heroes Haven't found Me) · 5:49am Jul 25th, 2016
Hi Guys,
This post has been a long time coming, but the fact of the matter is that I've been sick.
I have no clue what it is, but it probably wasn't a good idea to chug that Corona out in the middle of a middle eastern desert. (pretty sure that's where this started.)
But anyways, since I am no longer dying, my regular writing schedule will start up again soon... unless I relapse... which would be horrible... Imma just forget that last part.
Are you on active duty?
4111767
Nope, not nearly patriotic for that mate. Plus, I probably would've been kicked out of boot camp for "insubordinate behavior".
No, I was in Dubai celebrating my grandparent's 50th anniversary. Belly dances and boners ensued
4112043 Ah. Forgive me for jumping to conclusions.
4112721
It's fine.